sploogelord

When the recipient recieves a lot of cum also known as "splooge".

Hello sploogelord, last night was an amazing night.

by Flawlesspls January 20, 2016

sploosh canoe

ejaculation of women so large it can fill up a canoe

"Kendra got so wet last night, a nigga had to paddle in a sploosh canoe like Lewis and clark"

by BiggyDiddyJ January 21, 2016

Sploogemop

Someone who has surpassed the level of being a douchbag but not quite a mother fucker. Total cockiness is at hand; he (lets face it, it'll be a guy) won't punch children but will annoy the shit out of you, chances are, your evening will be ruined by him. The bar you met him at will be permanently tainted (you'll avoid it at all cost and tell your friends to never go there in fear of this given person will be there); a group of these types can be referred to as a "closet of sploogemops."

Ugh... Nick is working tonight; total sploogemop I slept with him and he texted me the next day with "that was a big load I dropped, right?" Let's not go here, we're better off at a Chili's.

by Proud gemini November 14, 2016

splooge spigot

A derogatory term for a guy who acts like an ass to a girl.

First coined by author Kelley Harvey in the book SO. BAD. , from the Bad Boy Next Door Collection.

Don't be such a splooge spigot, Tommy.

by WriteHot January 29, 2017

splooge hole

1. where splooge comes out of the penis

2.when you dump your splooge in someones asshole

when i was with my girlfriend i splooged in her splooge hole

by splooge hole.com January 10, 2017

splooge-box

Not really a box, but its your testicles.

Oh man he used is splooge-box really efficiently.

by Demtane October 12, 2017

Sploogyboi

When you crack a sploogy and it becomes awkward as heck. Also can be used in describing the sploog factor of barbaric wranglers.

Bob was in the meeting when he let a sploogyboi slip.

The barbaric wrangler named ,Will Ferrel, had a sploogyboi factor of 179.

by Titoboui March 4, 2018