sphincter sprinkler

The process by which ejaculate is sprayed/ sprinkled by a penis onto an asshole.

That homo is a prime example of a sphincter sprinkler.

by J April 28, 2003

Sphincter Pinger

The act of "sending the packet" to ones sphincter. Think of common networking terms when thinking of this definition.

My wife called me a sphincter pinger when I tried to bone her booty.

by Jarod c October 11, 2005

Sphincter Factor

A television show similar to Fear Factor in which contestants shove bull testicles and insects up their butt-holes rather than eating them.

Dude, did you see Sphincter Factor last night? A guy totally shoved scorpion up his ass!

by an0n1989 October 18, 2009

sphincter

To borrow, take, or steal.

Eh let me sphincter a dollar son!

by aa-k December 10, 2007

sphincter snake

A particular breed of snake that dwells in the household bath or shower. whilst the bath or shower is in use the snake recoils back into the drain, and if you are unlucky, will spring out of the drain and sink its fangs right in your sphincter.

as a person is going for a shower "watch out for the sphincter snake."

after having been bit "AH! THE SPHINCTER SNAKE BIT ME!"

by Sparkyyyyyy September 2, 2005

michael sphinkter group

the michael schenker group, a no talent assclown that likes to charge people to come to his queebo concert to listen to him tell the crowd to FUCK OKLAHOMA, so he gets made fun of by the Texas Hippie Colliation and PLOW on stage, oh did i mention he was a douche also.

a fucking cockbite.

"Did you see the michael schenker group last night?!"

"Oh yeah i did, the michael sphinkter group, put on a baddass queebo showing, he loves to suck dead rabbits asses!!!"

by Jimijam486 June 19, 2009

sphinxiphication

the act of getting your pussy waxed

what hurt most was not the sphinxiphication, but being sore for the next few days

by pig-pig February 5, 2015