speed wank

it is someone who wanks and cum's in a matter of seconds

adam came out and said ive just cumed in 12 seconds just 2 seconds off my personal best. i better get ready for next weeks speed wank compotition

by lukeboi June 28, 2006

Speed limit of sex

Sixty-eight. Because when you reach sixty-nine, you have to turn around.
I know. Lame.

Dude: Last night I broke the speed limit of sex.
Guy: 69?
Dude: Yep.
Guy: How lame...

by Somebody who thinks of lame jokes March 8, 2008

After Dinner Speech

A term given to a long and deliberate expulsion of gas from the anus after a meal, mainly a roast rich in veg, such as Christmas dinner etc, usually performed when in the company of others.

Example 1
Ted-Hey guy’s if you would like to raise your glasses, I have an after dinner speech to make.

Example 2
Wendy-We all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought Ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood up…But he just farted.

by KEJIAN March 2, 2009

Play me or Trade me speech

The speech that comes about 6 months into a dating relationship, where the woman (usually) asks if the relationship will be leading to marriage, and if it isn't, let her find a less commitment phobic suitor. Very similar to a star athlete who is riding the bench asking his manager to "Play me here or trade me to a team that will."

"How are things going with the new girl??"

"Not good, she gave me the Play me or Trade me speech last weekend..."

"After two months of dating?? That is harsh.."

by IrishMike February 22, 2008

Speed Porn

Speed Porn is downloading as much porn as possible before the cable company cuts off your internet connection because of not paying the bills.

Dude, ComC@st is coming to shut my shit off. I gotta get some Speed Porn!

by Ronius August 24, 2006

Speed Bean

The combination of Adderall and Ecstasy in a line to be snorted. Usually one 20mg AdderallXR and one roll.

Burj and Miguel snorted 10 speed beans each the other day at the 420palace

by 420palace January 20, 2009

speed sandwich

When you're in between two cars, one in front and one in back, and you are all speeding. This allows you to dodge the ticket because one of the pieces of "bread" is more likely to get the speeding ticket.

Whew! I made it to work on time today because I coasted in on a speed sandwich.

by KelEDee March 31, 2009