spangled balls

old saggy balls with extremely long pubic hair that is sweating

i walked in to my grandfather who was in the middle of having sex with my grandmother and i saw my grandfathers balls and they looked like spangled balls and i immediatley threw up and ran away

by ocaute niceda hipchous* September 30, 2008

Spangle-Eye

Geordie term for the appearance of an individuals eye whereupon it appears that one eye is looking at you and the other at something that happened last week.

Man to person with spangle-eye: are you looking at me or the eggy stain on my tie?

by Tallulah Lovegood February 3, 2009

spanimalled

when a persons or persons are spamming you with animal emotes, usually on MSN.

guy 1: ahh that guy keeps sending me animal emoticons

guy 2: dude you got spanimalled

by VERYbordperson July 11, 2009

Spangletastic

A blend word made from 'spangles' and 'fantastic'. Commonly used to describe the Strictly Come Dancing Tour and other camp occasions. Commonly used in conversations about John Barrowman.

'Omg did you see his suit?'
'Yeah, it was spangletastic'

'I'm going to see The Lion King On Ice!'
'Oh...I'm sure it will be spangletastic...'

by imperfect93 March 26, 2010

Spangster

Someone who is secretly attracted to other members of the same sex. Most commonly people with initials J.J. Has on obsession with utes and an addiction to masturbation. Tends to be awful at hackying the soccer ball.

You are such a Spangster!

by Stabilo_Boss July 14, 2010

Spanagog

Referring to or suggesting that someone is 'spinning one out' (going white) due to drink or drugs.

Michael noticed that Gerald was spanagog & proceeded to draw on his face.

by SmokeWeedEveryday1986 May 8, 2011

Spangoed

Spangoed (pronounces span-gode) - is a slang word used as a disguise to the word 'drunk' or 'pissed'.

This word originates from Yorkshire and is widely used by under-age drinkers.

Many chavs use this word on the streets.

Chloe: Oh, this weekend's gonna be naughty!

Holly: Why? What are we doing?

Chloe: Getting absolutely spangoed!

Holly: Fuck yeah!

by afuckingawesomedude October 19, 2011