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captain smooth

one who partakes in smoothness on a daily basis; pimpin' hoes in addition to coppin' that pam. In every situation he does the smoothest thing possible. ALWAYS. life of the party. favorite among the chicks.
have you seen Gregory Yarnellovic lately? Definition of captain smooth!
by dirty Qtip April 28, 2011
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Man-sloth

A term used for a strange phenomenon where man likes to climb trees, eat tree limbs, and shove bananas down his sleeves to appear as though he has claws for hands...may also involve sound effects like that of a cat being crushed by a steamroller.
Kris: Did you see Jeremy the other day?
Justin: Yeah what was up with the sound effects and why did he shove bananas down his sleeves?
Kris: I don't know but that guy is such a Man-sloth he deserves to be in a zoo
by Harbinger33 January 4, 2013
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Awkward Sloth Slap

Just like the awkward salmon, only done with three fingers and done very sloooooooowly.
Sneak up behind someone and yell "Awkward Sloth Slap" Gently place three fingers between the persons legs and move them side to side ever so slightly brushing their inner thighs.
by LTG291 January 10, 2013
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Snitcher Sloth

One who is a slow as fuck worker and snitches on coworkers for no given reason just to do so.
Man, She sure is a Snitcher Sloth , always working slow and snitching.
by Ijax uswallow May 20, 2015
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Baby Sloth

Verb: To fall backwards or off of something with an adorable squeal or cry.

The phrase started with the sloth meme featured in the Buzzfeed article titled: "This Baby Sloth Will Remind You To Never Give Up," originally published on September 9, 2015.
Careful, if you surprise Liz with that puppy. She'll baby sloth right off her chair.
by AJ Khan June 28, 2017
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Officer Smooth Dick

First One Night Stand With An Individual Whose Location Is Too Good To Be True. Commonly Referred To A Neighbor.
by ShadesOn May 29, 2018
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TTV-Slothy

This is a good forkknife player who doesn't sweat but is just good.
There names are usually Matt and they are usually addicted to SUSO and brownies.
They have foreign friends (German Boy and Turkish Boy) and they are all going to get TTV-Slothy something them when he/she moves schools to London
I saw TTV-Slothy in the food hall buying 10 SUSOs and playing forkknife
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