Soft lad

Thomas McCarthy

- Lack of block work

- treats women with respect

McCarthy’s a fierce soft lad around the women needs hand cream because of his lack of block work

by Timnagle July 30, 2019

Soft Life

Can either refer to a lifestyle or a period in your life where you're generally (but not entirely) stress-free and have minimal obligations to meet. Often involves engaging in healthy routines, hobbies and personal passions.

When you live the soft life, you're at the top of the Maslow's hierarchy of needs pyramid, which can either be the result of being affluent or under special circumstances that allows one to flourish (see example below).

I was living the soft life back in 2020 and 2021. While covid was a major stressor to many people's lives, the combination of remote schooling + lighter course load + job layoffs + gov't money (e.g. stimulus checks, CERB) resulted in a relatively stress-free lifestyle, where I could concentrate more on my passions (music & photography) and less on studying or working. Minute stressors still existed, but in the grand scheme of things, it was a calm and carefree life that lasted for two years.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 22, 2023

soft rock

(n) In geology lingo, soft rock is sedimentary rock.

Willie is a soft rock geologist; he only digs shale and stuff.

by heptune June 17, 2006

Soft Grunge

White suburbs teenage girls who wear classic rock, metal or grunge band shirts paired with black skinny jeans that may have rips in them and black boots or black tennis shoes. They even wear flannels either around their waist or normaly. They have long hair that's bone straight that has unnatural hair color in it. They run blogs that contain content like bruises/hickeys on a white women's body, gore, NIRVANA, 5sos, a sad auote, anything related to depression or mental illness. They claim they know what grunge is but if you ask em they'll say 5sos or the only band they know that is grunge, Nirvana. They talk about Kurt Cobain like they knew him personally and aim to look like his DAUGHTER Frances Bean Cobain. They like to say 5 Seconds Of Summer is punk rock. They listen to shit like Arctic Monkeys, The 1975, and 5sos. They'll wear band shirts like Greenday and if you ask them what their favorite song is they'll say American Idiot. Basically the scene kids of today.

Soft Grunge Girl: *wears black band shirt with black skinny jeans, flannel around waist, and black shoes* IM SO GRUNGE I HAVE NIRVANA SONGS ON MY PHONE !!111!

Normal Girl: cool, no one cares. *listens to L7*

by Hungry For Stink October 21, 2015

Soft Cap

The soft cap is often referred to as the level you can get to easily, or throughout the natural progression of an rpg style game. You can usually beat the game by achieving the soft cap level. Final Fantasy, Fallout and Elder Scroll games are probably a good example of this.

The soft cap is achieved before the hard cap, which would be the absolute maximum level you can achieve, but usually has diminished returns and is not worth pursuing.

Casey: Do I need to farm a lot in Fallout.
Cooper: Nah man, just play the storyline and you will level up naturally. The soft cap is more than enough to beat the game.

by bostoncasey August 21, 2016

soft cookie

a game which that involves masturbating in a group (circle jerk) over a cookie. The first person to blast jizz onto the cookie wins. The last person to blow their load eats the cookie, hence, soft cookie.

You lost faggot now eat that damn cookie.

Dude you better stroke harder or you will be eating that soft cookie.

Damn DK, you sure gobbled that soft cookie down.

by Gorby February 11, 2005

Soft Hands

Something lots of middle school boys have because they masturbate wayyy too much

Friend: Did you feel how soft Randy's hands are!? He has like, REALLY soft hands!

Me: Um...that's because he has been doing a lot of business down there if you know what I mean ;)

by annaa.rosee May 19, 2020