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social bastardry

someone who has it all together on a professional level but the second the suit and tie comes off he/she becomes a raging hot mess with no clue how to handle themselves in a social atmosphere. especially when drugs or alchol come into play.
could you believe JOHN/JANE got naked at the bar? i would never expect that from a math teacher at a christian school.i have never seen suchan example of social bastardry,it was ridiculous.
by thoughtlesshero June 7, 2009
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social washout

a person who does not fit in with society
people who no one likes is a social washout
by djamal1992 February 22, 2010
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social branding

When someone gets a tattoo, piercing, crazy haircut, or any other fashion addition as a lame attempt to fit in socially.
Ex 1 : Jason got his social branding when he got his penis pierced so he would fit in with his buddies down at the Blue Oyster bar.

Ex 2 : When Chuck started hanging out with the biker crowd he gave himself a social branding by having Harley tattoos plastered to his arms.
by Omegastrike September 15, 2010
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Social ButterBarFly

A contraction of the phrases "Social Butterfly" and "Barfly"

Definition: A drunken attention whore.
That girl over there is such a Social ButterBarFly
by muircaleag December 3, 2010
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Social Chaperone

This is identified as an adult who essentially baby sits another adult to keep them from embarassing themself, their family, and their friends, in public settings. This person might be in charge of limiting drinks, drugs, and flirtatious activity. This person should not be confused with a HATER as they are doing it for the benefit of said person!
Person 1: Man, Tishsa got straight WASTED for her party and doesn't remember a THING about what happened. Person 2: Well, clearly she needed a Social Chaperone but since the rest of her friends were wasted, too, she was on her own!!!
by Ms_Luckey June 11, 2011
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Social Netjerking

1.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that your hottest friends have posted on their social networking profiles.

2.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that a total stranger has posted on their social networking profile.
1.) I did a bit of social netjerking this morning while looking at your girlfriend's facebook page. Man she posts some slutty pictures!

2.) The girl who works at Wawa is pretty hot... there might be some social netjerking in our future if I can figure out her last name!
by KOZE KITTENZ September 22, 2011
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Social Lounge

A small, yet rather plan area at a college dorm. It is emtpy from morning until 10:00 p.m. Then, procrastinators all arrive with laptops to type papers. Also, ghetto students hook up their Xbox to play video games on the 50 inch TV. This room is usually equipped with vending machines and comfy chairs.
Let's go play 2k12 in the social lounge home slice!
by thecollegelife November 17, 2011
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