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shark bump

what a shark does to potential prey to gauge its vulnerability before deciding to strike
When politicians blamed guns on the Ft Hood tragedy, they were "shark bumping" the American people to see if anyone would jump on the bandwagon of more gun control.
by Nomadictendency November 17, 2009
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Sark

When you go to an aquarium and some annoying kid that is like 3 years old thinks he’s cool so he pushes you away when you’re looking at the sharks and he says “it’s a sark”.
You: What a good day. Why not go to the aquarium.
When you look at the sharks:
Kid: haha *push* Look its a sark

You: Ugh, why did i come
by Bro-Fist123 April 27, 2019
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Sharkboy and Lavagirl

Person 1: hey did you see Sharkboy and Lavagirl?

Person 2: had to watch it with my kids. They loved it, but its actually a shitty ass kids movie that embarrased the likes of Taylor Lautner and George Lopez. It even makes Howard the Duck look badass!
by iwon'ttellumyname March 22, 2011
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pool shark

The best pool playa. Person who shoots pool so well that they rule the table for hours on end. Uses defense, mad english, doesn't talk shit, and grabs the ball for opponent when she scratches. And always shakes the persons hand and thanks them for a great game when they kick your ass.
Here comes the pool shark!
by Emily Baker May 19, 2005
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Knob Shark

A large, unattractive female who is sexually aggressive and dominate toward her male companion, often in public places resulting in uncomfortable PDAs (public displays of affection).
Common traits of the Knob Shark include but not limited to poor hygiene, inept socially skills, colorful locks of hair (greens, blues, or purple) and dark clothing. A Knob Shark will often out weigh her male companion by 40% or more.
Did you see the knob shark that Bob bought to the party? She practically had him pinned to the couch.
by gravymonkey February 8, 2009
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shark week

A week during the summer in which Discovery Channel airs its annual "Shark Week" and everyone on earth pretends to watch it and makes sure that all of their friends know by plastering stupid shit (e.g. Facebook status updates) all over the Internet. Usually no one really knows when Shark Week is until it actually happens because no one really cares about sharks any other week of the year. An overhyped show that everyone just claims they watch to look cool in front of their friends.
Facebook Status Update: "Shark weekkkkkk ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥"
"May the sharks be ever in your favor lol happy shark week 2012(:"
"Shark Week starts @9pm. Cant miss it!!"
"Oh, hey shark week!"
by IDontWatchSharkWeek August 12, 2012
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Shark

nature's way of saying suck it bitch, stay out of the ocean.
Shark says 'This is my ocean bitch, stay out.'
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