A wannabe chef who wishes to gain possess Jerry the rat.. With dialectical relationships with Spike who is also his own frown twin. Interested in making cine-mammas.. Eats arab food like a hog so in the hope of becoming a Sheikh.. Other than this, he dazzles with his heart of gold.. All in all, a blooming flower in the womb of mother earth! God's own country!
Look over there, Shazzles is growing off the roof.. Lets water him and throw light on him.. Ah! He dazzles!
by Going Janta October 14, 2010
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Shizzle, a cross between shit and fizzle, is used as every part of speech that "Fuck" is used as... meaning EVERYTHING! In fact, you can just add izzle to make it tizzizite... watch the mad-gic.
"Fo shizzle mah nizzle fo rizzle, mah home g-dizzle."
"Check out this shizzlin dizzle nizzle, its fo rizzle"
"Shut the shizzle up, you son of a bizzle!"
"Go to hizzle!"
"Check out this shizzlin dizzle nizzle, its fo rizzle"
"Shut the shizzle up, you son of a bizzle!"
"Go to hizzle!"
by Pun Dawgy Dawg May 20, 2004
Get the shizzle mug.Named for their association with their male counterpart the SWIZZLECAP, the SWIZZLESTICK is a common variety of female seen in trendy clubs, overpriced restaurants and suburban shopping malls worldwide. Instantly recognizable by her utterly conformist grooming habits, the early 21st century SWIZZLESTICK usually wears her straightened hair in a ponytail, dresses in non-threatening colors like beige and tan, and very possibly owns a pair of furry boots. Known for their exceptionally irritating voices, even a small gathering of SWIZZLESTICKS in a shop or restaurant can sometimes result in earaches, nausea and crippling migraines for bystanders within a 30 foot radius. Perhaps the most prized characteristic of SWIZZLESTICKS is how easily they can be replaced: if a SWIZZLECAP gets dumped by his SWIZZLESTICK girlfriend, he knows he need only visit his neighborhood sports bar to find an near-exact replica of her.
My last boyfriend wasn't interested in dating a woman with a brain or a real personality. After me, he hooked up with some SWIZZLESTICK.
by Dr. Clare Cunliffe July 20, 2008
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Get the yo what's rizzle in da hizzle pho shizzle mug.Shizzle is directly replaceable with "shit". the suffix "izzle" came from the very first rap songs, where the rapper would use "izzle" instead of swearing.
by chris wong March 13, 2007
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