A restaurant, or fine eating establishment which begs you to question the risk/reward of their deliciousness of food vs. the time it takes for you to completely shit your pants after eating. "Shart Houses," usually refer to "Short Order," restaurants where the food is questionably prepared by often unsavory employees; however, the food tastes so good you don't care if you blow your o-ring and completely ruin your trousers.
Example 1: "Let's go eat at John's restaurant. That place is a REAL shart house."
Conversation:
Friend 1: "All that's open now is that shart house, John's."
Friend 2: "Fuck it, let's go."
Friend 1: "We can order a bowl rattler special."
Conversation:
Friend 1: "All that's open now is that shart house, John's."
Friend 2: "Fuck it, let's go."
Friend 1: "We can order a bowl rattler special."
by ZT14 July 2, 2016
Get the shart housemug. This is the Mother of all sharts. When you try to simply fart and power spray liquid shit which soaks through your underwear and runs down the back of your legs.
We all had to take a pay cut to keep our jobs. Then we found out the asshole paid his son in law a 9K bonus for being a summer intern. I ate a whole jar of jalapenos and sprayed his front door with a Mexican Shart! You can still see the stains from the runny shit!!
by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" October 12, 2010
Get the Mexican Shartmug. When you fart so propulsively, you believe a trace of shit particles escaped into your trousers. The ensuing five minutes of mental deliberation of whether you have any fecal matter in your pants is like a five yard false start penalty for an offense in football.
After eating shrimp at the Chinese buffet, I farted outside the restaurant. I wasn't sure if I crapped my pants, and it took me a while before I realized I just called a false shart penalty on myself.
by The Buttler December 7, 2014
Get the false shartmug. Situation where one vomits from the mouth and excretes human waste from the anus at the same time. Can be caused from laughing, ridiculous weirdness or excess consumption of alcohol.
by BAsch July 10, 2010
Get the Barf-shartmug. The liquid that shoots out of a mustard container when you're expecting mustard, and not mustard juice/liquid.
This ruins a sandwich, even though you may have taken the percaution of squeezing it over the sink before your sandwich.
This ruins a sandwich, even though you may have taken the percaution of squeezing it over the sink before your sandwich.
"damn, I made an awesome sandwich, but then I topped it off with mustard, and I got a nasty mustard shart instead!!"
by chipoperson February 12, 2010
Get the mustard shartmug. by ThatOneDud November 1, 2018
Get the bag of shartsmug. by alenboiy12783 November 21, 2019
Get the ass-shartmug.