Bean Spray Bandit

An unknown person who leaves a ring of shit mist around the inner rim of a toilet bowl. In extreme cases, the shit spray can also cover the under side and sometimes top of the toilet seat.
Conversation between AmPm employees:

Employee 1: "God damnit, the toilet is covered in shit again! The same motherfucker keeps coming in here and leaving his shit mist everywhere. "

Employee 2: "The bean spray bandit strikes again!"
by ZT14 February 08, 2017
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Tip Planter

Those who are suspiciously friendly to everybody around the workplace; including those who one would not normally talk to in a social environment. Tip Planter’s have the special ability to make lesser employees feel like they are part of something special. Tip Planter’s are the backbone of the workplace rumor mill, and typically exchange information for sexual favors.
That Mikey is a real Tip Planter. He’s even giving it hard to the fat broads.
by ZT14 April 23, 2018
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shadowing

When two people purposely and routinely accompany one another everywhere they go. Shadowing is often a result of sexual tension between two males afraid to act on homosexual feelings for one another.
Shane and Michael are shadowing the shit out of each other
by ZT14 September 08, 2017
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Bean Spray

A mist of shit particles which travel through the air and coat a surface. The spray typically flows with some velocity directly from ones anus onto a surface of his or her choosing. "Bean spray," usually has an aerosolized refried bean texture, but the pattern and consistency usually depend on ones diet.
Somebody left some bean spray all over the bathroom door of AmPm.

Even though it was chili night, Roman's mom insisted I bean spray her face.
by ZT14 October 11, 2016
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bowl rattler

To let loose, with extreme force and vigor, an excessive stream of diarrhea. One does not necessarily have to use a toilet for bowl rattling to occur; however, any area chosen as a bathroom suffers extreme damage as a result of the bowl rattler.
Example #1: My bowl rattler ruined my Honda.

Example #2: Bravo Burger is the home of the bowl rattler.

Example #3: Roman's bowl rattler just pummeled John's Restaurant.
by ZT14 July 02, 2016
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shart house

A restaurant, or fine eating establishment which begs you to question the risk/reward of their deliciousness of food vs. the time it takes for you to completely shit your pants after eating. "Shart Houses," usually refer to "Short Order," restaurants where the food is questionably prepared by often unsavory employees; however, the food tastes so good you don't care if you blow your o-ring and completely ruin your trousers.
Example 1: "Let's go eat at John's restaurant. That place is a REAL shart house."

Conversation:
Friend 1: "All that's open now is that shart house, John's."
Friend 2: "Fuck it, let's go."
Friend 1: "We can order a bowl rattler special."
by ZT14 July 02, 2016
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Indio Swap Meet

The act of dipping your sweaty lubricated balls into the desert sand and dragging them repeatedly across your partners face, much like sandpaper.
Shane prepared the finest Indio swap meet Mike has ever had.
by ZT14 October 13, 2016
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