shawed

Getting stood up on a date.

"Nancy, I'm sorry but you've been shawed:("

by lover121612 November 12, 2017

Saeed binginaid

Saeed binginaid is a retard midget small mudda fucka who fakes his anger problems and uses his mates to help pull the ‘gyal’

Saeed binginaid is so annoying i hate him

by Sycho man June 11, 2019

Tri-shared Ex

The former partner of three good friends whom all dated the ex at different points in time.

Robbie shouted at Kat, "don't talk to him, that is Tony, Ryan, and my tri-shared ex!!!"

by Tony Ray Lee October 27, 2007

semi-shaped 2x4 and commie steel

any soviet or russian military firearm that infects this world-

much hated by Americans.

the semi shaped 2x4 comes from the stock while the commie steel comes from the barreled action.

the communist picked up his semi-shaped 2x4 and commie steel and died when it blew up in his face

by just a good ol' boy May 27, 2011

blob of person shaped misery

A Sentient blob of person shaped misery (BOPSM) is often used to describe a person of a minimal existence. This person is often a drain on those around them and can suck the "fun" out of any situation. They find it extremely difficult to succeed in their daily doings and in turn take out this frustration by draining the energy of those around them.

Adam: Lets get fucking drunk!
Mike: naw, i got hw.. and a meeting and then another meeting. whateva.
Adam: Mike, your a bitch.
Mike:well i dont know what im doing tonight.
Adam: I am trying to make plans with you... that is what your doing tonight?
Mike: well ill let you know... i might work or something or have to have dinner with my family or something. im a loser.
Adam: fuck your just a blob of person shaped misery

by agarts1 January 13, 2011

sheedy

a girl who likes married men, martin, and passing out on guys while having sex;
also, is inferior to ashley kinker

oh look! they were banging last night and she pulled a sheedy...

or

look at that silly sheedy, she wishes she could be hot, tan, and skinny with lots of money.

by mamajama April 23, 2005

shaved monkey

slange for a shaved vagina,also known as a bald beaver,a bell pepper,slick split,shaved pussy.

i took her home and undressed her and there between her legs was the most beautiful shaved monkey i had ever seen!

by bull70 April 25, 2010