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screw

sheffield slang: to get angry or annoyed; to rant, complain
if me mum finds out i've took that tenner she'll screw
by black market baby January 19, 2008
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screw head

Pronunciation: (skrOO'hed"),
—n.
1. the head or top of a screw having a slot for the end of a screwdriver. See diag. under screw.

-slang.
2. One who is hopelessly stupid or incompetent.
“Listen you fuckers, you screw heads…here’s a man who wouldn’t take it anymore, who stood up against the scum, the filth, the deadheads.” - Travis Bickle
by RPH May 25, 2006
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man, are we screwed

What will happen if we keep slowly destroying the Earth.
"Global warming, greenhouse gasses and pollution are destroying the Earth!"
"Man, are we screwed."
by Jonah Rowley November 14, 2004
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screwed, blued and tattooed

All the definitions I've seen here have a positive connotation, which is completely wrong. The phrase has always had a very definite negative connotation, and means to be supremely screwed, screwed beyond all comprehension. The original phrase was "screwed, blewed and tattooed".

"Screwed" essentially means "cheated" here, much as it does today.

"Blewed" meant "lost or been robbed of". The word's origin is from the German "blauen" so it's actually related to "blue", not "blew", and meant that something had vanished (into the blue). (According to "A Dictionary of Slang, Jargon & Cant" By Charles Godfrey Leland, published in 1889.)

"Tattooed" refers here to a beating with very rapid blows, in the same sense as a military tattoo, which is a rapid pattern on a drum.

So, the phrase literally meant "cheated, robbed and beaten".
I invested my life's savings in a fraudulent investment scam, and now I'm screwed, blued and tattooed.
by lhitch November 21, 2010
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screw

To express displeasure in ones suggestion.
Girl: You want to go to the movies toight?

Guy: Screw
by JohnnyMize April 10, 2003
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the screw driver

the sexual act of a having a woman spinning while riding a man penis in the fashion of a screw driver screwing in a screw but it can be reverse to have the man spinning while in the woman
lindsay spun around while she was riding me in bed the other night we called it the screw driver
by The king Friday September 7, 2013
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screwball scramball

To understand the perpetrators of this crime see labrat.

Degenerate Lab technicians consume test tubes of semen orally and when they arrive at the last tube a system call screwball scramball comes into play. The test tube is thrown into the air and the labrats fight for the male reproductive fluid.
"okay guys were down to the last tube of the good stuff, SCREWBALL SCRAMBALL MOTHER FUCKERS".

Sam " yo chill it was totally awesome ya, there was like ten of us in the lab last night and i won man"
Mick " what, the srewball scramball, that's totally rad bwana"
by jebusmoore January 10, 2008
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