Scemo

When you look EMO, but then you say your not, then you say your scene or do things or post things that look scene.
usually refered between friends.

"OMG!!!
I knew you were emo"
"Grr I'm not Emo I'm scene!"
"Um....Ok your a Scemo now!"
"Grr.........."

by JA-KE December 23, 2006

Schemey

A ned. A person brought up on fast food and buckfast wine in a Scottish council scheame. The lowest of the low. Think shell suit, white flabby skin, bad hair and a sovvy ring.

She is one minging Schemey cow ba the way.

by www.tubgirl.com August 19, 2003

Toulmin schema

The art of being a tool, as specifically defined by Toulmin, and his rather dripsy schema; to exude a massive quantity of toolishness

My nigga Chuck Reed avidly studies the Toulmin schema, hence, he displays its properties well.

by straight william November 17, 2003

salem

a male bitch whipped by a female

Chan is a salem and muffintop got him on lockdown.

by grampa smurf March 27, 2008

scheme box

oral sex
related to head brains or dome in that you do your scheming in your head, or your scheme box.

yo i just got me some scheme box!

by BAD NEWS VA April 24, 2005

Patty Schemel

One of the best female drummers ever. Born April 24, 1967 in Los Angeles, CA. Best known for being a member of Hole from 1993-1998 when she was replaced by Samantha Maloney (who, by the way, could not play drums like Patty!) She also played the drums on Courtney Love's album "America's Sweetheart".

Patty Schemel is an awesome drummer and she also has ovaries. But that doesn't mean you can too, little grrl.

by *Bee* September 13, 2008

freshman schemer

The highest ranking officer in the scheming scale, followed by S.I.T.'s, schemers in training. Nightly phone calls are mandatory to touch base on the days activities. Many tasks must be completed in order to become a true schemer.

The freshman schemers spent two hours discussing the day's lunch period.

by Shelton December 31, 2007