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Schmick

Schmick is a word used as a 'Wildcard' in the English American language. Its direct origin hails from the word Lesorschmick
This exotic term is often used as an insult or an adjective. Because it is a 'Wildcard' Wildcard in the english language, it can be used in any form or tense. There are absolutely no grammatical rules to the use of this term.
- This assignment is a pain in the schmick.
- You're a Schmick.
- Schmick on you, Schmick.
- Wow! That stupid fat schmick.
- Stop schmicking around.
- He is a f***ing Schmick.
by Eric Schmick July 10, 2012
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SCHMUCK-A-MAVIN

In my case Jewish Condo Nazi's. Failing to follow the By-Laws, Condo Law, and holding secret meetings without any gentiles present.
SCHMUCK-A-MAVIN - Professional fuckups
by mrbill1938 January 9, 2013
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schmakledackles

When you don't want to cuss at your parents or boss, or you just want to impress everybody, this is what you say.
"Oh my schmakledackles!"
by McPlayers201.0 March 15, 2014
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schmuckitude

The degree to which a person or thing exhibits the characteristics that suffice to classify it as a schmuck, which is Yiddish for penis. May also be the degree to which you resemble a flaccid whale penis.
Example 1: Rush Limbaugh's soft shifty body gets a 10 on the schmuckitude scale.

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Example 2: The schmuckitude of stealing that baby's candy and wiping his own ass with it before giving it back is legendary.
by HRBlock May 17, 2014
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schmanked

The rubbing of relish between whoms thighs
Damn you just schmanked all over your legs
by Blair Muir December 31, 2015
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schmuckdown

(In a bar)
Daug: Yo mama so fat. I pictured her in my head & bitch broke my neck!
Sohn: Can't comment yo mama, coz cows are sacred in our country.
Bartender: *Ugh!* Another yo mama schmuckdown in the workplace. I'm quitting this job!
by Fungledor September 3, 2016
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schmuck photon

a place where there is low lighting or low visibility
I couldn't find anything in that parking lot; the place is a total schmuck photon.
by 3episodesofLITB January 5, 2017
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