Schizogram

A type of Instagram algorithm bubble in which people with (likely) a mental disability unironically explain basic functionalities in a false and spiritual way.

"Look at this Insta reel, dude. This woman thinks water flows down the river due to a magnetic chakra force pulling it. I think I'm back in Schizogram."

by Dankstankprank69 January 10, 2025

schisophrenic

A deliberately “creative” spelling of schizophrenic, famously championed by that one comedian who convinced everyone at the party that it's the real deal.
The art of gaslighting your friends into believing that your misspelling isn’t a mistake—it’s a lifestyle choice.

I’m not overthinking; I’m just feeling a bit schisophrenic today.

by wordname12 February 16, 2025

Schizobaiting

Making the entirety of chat think youre a big 'ole schizo! A proper tweaker!

"I knew this alligator...his name was Matthew. Me and him were brothers, man. We were the best of friends. Closer than brothers. Until a man ate him and turned him into soup. I miss Matthew."

"Bro, you sound schizo rn."

"Haha, I'm just schizobaiting! Schizobaited!!!"

by French Toast the Rat March 10, 2025

Schizo Premix

To prepare to get angry to overly angry at or on someone or something.

"Dude shut up your making me schizo premix"

"Dude stop schizo premixing its not that serious"

by Glenview April 7, 2025

schizocitizen

A citizen in your town who tells strange conspiracy theories to tell. They may or may not be schizoaffective, at minimum.

Oh no, it’s Info Wars Joe. He told me the clock tower downtown controls his bowel movements. My favourite schizocitizen

by Goldenrodzen April 8, 2025

schizophrita

1. When Rita starts acting unhinged, irrational, or like she’s in a whole different dimension. A mix between schizophrenic and Rita, this term is used to describe her wildest moments — whether she’s arguing with imaginary haters, connecting unrelated dots, or spiraling into chaotic geniu

"Bro, Rita just tried to FaceTime her cat to warn it about the government spies… total schizophrita moment."
"She said her cereal was talking back to her — classic schizophrita behavior."

by ritahater April 11, 2025

schizobrowsing

browsing the internet endlessly searching for answers to your internal questions after high-dosing caffeine

isaac i'm gonna schizobrowse leave me alone schizobrowsing

by sydpathsmostwanted April 20, 2025