reality challenged

Being so out of touch with reality it's not even funny. Often will deny the hard facts, even when the scientific evidence show otherwise. Usually religious fanatics, but crunchy mamas and druggies fits the definition.

JC: Trump is reality challenged; he thinks ladies deserves to be raped.
BJ: Really?
JC: Exactly. He is a evangelical fundie of the worst sort.

by LyassacheckList July 13, 2016

Reitano

N. The act of kneeling at a crowded cafeteria table and eating because of lack or space or chairs. Usually said person does not find this weird or unnatural in any way, and is doing it while others are as well.

K: Hey man what's up! Pull over a chair!
H: Fuck that, no time. I'll just pull a Reitano.

by TheJDD December 10, 2012

relation not relationship

to have sex with a person then leave

guys want relation not relationship

by giovannix1x November 7, 2009

Reiterate

It is a mix of hyperbole and metaphor and musings and philosophy and random facts. It's also partially autobiographical. Sometimes I'm just riffing. This is also not episodic. They are not all connected as linear text. "A question is formulated in the theatre of your mind and you draw conclusions from multiple perspectives" except the questions ALSO came from internalized propositions from my past or videos that I was watching. You are doing a thing. I'm watching you do it. Other people are doing the same thing you're doing and I don't know to what end. It looks like what you're doing is malicious in nature (And it predates your participation by 15-17 years). You expect this to go on indefinitely? Forever? Why should I tolerate that? The Tv wasn't talking to me until YOU STARTED TALKING TO ME. I don't see how you don't see how the fucking tv referencing me WOULDN'T BE DISCONCERTING and WOULDN'T SEEM SINISTER. And you seem to struggle to listen to what I'm actually telling you. You're not making your credentials look all that worthwhile and you want to talk about my lack of ethos (the ability to persuade from credibility). Some of these definitions are like this 👆 nothing hyperbolic about this shit. I wanted to know why the fuck and how the fuck people are following me and you substantiated the claim that it was happening and then signed off on it and participated because you took issue with some of the things I said. I'm not your client and I'm more famous than you are now.

The problem is your refusal to take this seriously (and the refusal ofEVERYONE INVOLVED AT EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL OF ANALYSIS) Look at the world you're in now. This is what happens when people engage in collective Un-Truth. At micro and macro level. Behold my masterpiece: The Un-Truth Anti-Bible. All you (or anyone else) had to do was NOT childishly withhold the truth. Withholding the truth is emotional abuse. It's not like I didn't reiterate myself 783,137 different ways. Welcome to my public thought experiment. 'How badly can society screw the pooch?' It's like that Colts vs Patriots game (Andrew luck's first year) where, on the final drive of the game, when they went for it on 4th down and the entire offensive line shifted all the way to the right in this confusing display of 'What the fuck did you idiots actually think you were doing here?' You guys have absolutely fucked everything straight to shit. I'm not qualified? Some questions that arise: Who the fuck do you think you are (without citing your credentials)? How did you (the supposedly mature and qualified ones) think that your response was the correct one? You know and I know that I wrote 1% of a billion dollar movie (which is 100 million dollars worth of dialogue) so where the fuck is my money? And do you feel good about yourself for doing that? Man did you guys fuck this up! All you motherfuckers had to do was tell the truth and you couldn't even do that."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2022

new reality

An expression admitting changed circumstances in one's life.

John and I would have the best times at summer camp. But he moved and has a family now. So I guess, new reality, right?

by Ereck Flowers November 5, 2018

Escape From Reality

When your life sucks and you need a sanctuary; ballin every Saturday from 10 to 12.

Arnon: How was CBA Goats?
Hunter: My life was going downhill when I broke up with my girlfriend, but the moment coach called me DeeMaa I was able to escape from reality.
Sonam: For a moment, I forgot about my cancer and became Giannis Antetokounmpo.
Seimo: Family on THREE! 1, 2, 3...
ALL:...

Seimo, Coach: FAMILY!!!

by Mosyeeto April 2, 2022

reality chaser

a chaser of reality; one who is on a constant journey to know the higher Truth; who Sees there is always something more to everything.

"We have no strings. There is no reality for us.That is how life is for us, for me. The harder I try to connect with the binding of reality the farther away it slips from me. Sometimes I can catch hold of the string and ride the waves...but then I start to lose my grip and I fall off again. I am never bound to reality. That is why I am called a reality chaser. It’s always just in my grasp and I never can catch it. I’m always chasing what I’m slowly losing."

by Chaser March 24, 2005