One who's actions lead peers/contemporaries to believe that they love gorking the bosses' wand so much, that they must spend their free time engrossed in prayer for additional opportunities.
Jesse: Man, can Ashburn be any more of a self-promoting douche?!?
Gonz: I'm sure he could, given the proper motivation! That dude's the quintessential "Cock-priest"!
Gonz: I'm sure he could, given the proper motivation! That dude's the quintessential "Cock-priest"!
by Gonztastic June 16, 2008
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An individual capable of pulling a John Preston is not to be fucked with. Seriously, they can shoot you without even looking at you, dodge bullets and know what you're thinking before you do.
An individual capable of pulling a John Preston is not to be fucked with. Seriously, they can shoot you without even looking at you, dodge bullets and know what you're thinking before you do.
"Man, I was at the bar last night and there was this fight that broke out. All of a sudden, some guy pulls a John Preston with a pool cue and before I know it there's, like, eight guys KO'd on the floor. It was awesome!"
"I was heading to my car to go to work and suddenly a ninja posse appears in front of me. So I pulled a John Preston on them. Wasn't even late for work."
"So, I storm into this building and there's, like, twenty guys with rifles shooting at me. I drop my M4, whip out my Berettas and pull a John Preston on them. Wonder if they'll give me a Congressional Medal of Badassery?"
"I was heading to my car to go to work and suddenly a ninja posse appears in front of me. So I pulled a John Preston on them. Wasn't even late for work."
"So, I storm into this building and there's, like, twenty guys with rifles shooting at me. I drop my M4, whip out my Berettas and pull a John Preston on them. Wonder if they'll give me a Congressional Medal of Badassery?"
by Yeret February 9, 2015
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A priest who indefinitly fucks a cunt...
Or a cunt fucker that just so coincidentally happens to be a priest as a second proffesion
Or a cunt fucker that just so coincidentally happens to be a priest as a second proffesion
"The new leader of that church down the road is a cunt fucking priest"
"hey you know that cunt fucker? Turns out he is a priest aswell"
"hey you know that cunt fucker? Turns out he is a priest aswell"
by Rob, not a cunt fucking priest May 2, 2006
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Gary: *Playing MW3* "I prestige every night!"
Mark: "DUDE! I DO TOO! Just yesterday, I saw a picture of a potato and named it Perry."
Mark: "DUDE! I DO TOO! Just yesterday, I saw a picture of a potato and named it Perry."
by Lord Nicoldemort December 9, 2012
Get the Prestige mug.Has the ability to fart in front of himself while walking. Farts so potent that fishermen will smell them a mile out upon the water, while Preston is on land. Will get injured on any big holiday....like I said....ANY big holiday. Is often wrong. Sausage and cheese lover. Pepsi snorter. Follower of the king. Uh huh huh.
It's the 4th of July, hope nobody pulls a Preston. Too late!
I was walking in the store, and walked into a cloud of Preston from the guy walking behind me!
I was walking in the store, and walked into a cloud of Preston from the guy walking behind me!
by Smithing Awesome December 18, 2014
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Get the Preston mug.The highest rank in the martial arts. When a black but can no farther they are are in the rank Prestidge
by Chubbinator November 22, 2007
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