Procrastinator

Somebody who's supposed to be doing something productive, but chooses to look up what Procrastinator means in the Urban Dictionary.

You are a procrastinator. Get back to work you procrastinator!

by IHaveAbortedDreams August 5, 2020

Procrastihating

When someone puts off completing a task important to you because they hate.

Chris: "Mike, I thought you getting me an interview where you work?"

Mike: "I will man later.."

Chris: "You better quit procrastihating!"

by LunaLaValliere August 21, 2009

Procrasticate

Procrastinating by means of defecation

I gotta do this project but I also gotta shit, I’m gonna go procrasticate.

by Silent Fart47 March 3, 2019

procrastachat

Making small talk to put off a bigger discussion or task

She procrastachatted for 5 minuets before her presentation to give people enough time to join

by Nella422 October 10, 2022

Procrastibate

To wait to the very last minute for masturbation to the point where you almost are caught in the act.

Man, my parents went out for lunch but I waited till 2:00 to get up and beat off. They were already on their way home when I started to procrastibate.

by OldKingClancy3131 January 7, 2012

Procrastibate

A period of time used predominantly in males where time is wasted by way of self felatio.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.

I'm not late, I procrastibate

by fraj23 March 3, 2012

Procrastination Overlap

When you're getting ready to leave the house and someone is taking too long getting ready so you engage in a time consuming activity until the other person is done getting ready. But when the person is done, you're still busy with your activity so they start doing something else as well. And when you finish, they're still busy... and it goes on and on. You're usually habitually late.. to everything.

Katie: "Hey, are you guys on your way yet?"
Amanda: "No, Ryan and I are still stuck in procrastination overlap."

by Meezy21 August 26, 2012