Probot

(n)The modern day renaissance man. A person who is great in the majority of activities they partake in.

New high score!!! Damn bro, you're a probot!

by Mr. Probot December 7, 2010

probably fine

A go to response when things are clearly not fine, but you are going to have to continue regardless, either due to practicality or social responsibility.

Bonus points are awarded if the person you tell things are probably fine to realizes the subtext that "things are clearly not fine" and comes to help you.

Alternatively used to reassure yourself or others when you know what is happening is wrong.

Hey are you OK carrying all those boxes of fragile vases down this steep hill?
Yeah it's probably fine.
On second thoughts maybe I'll take some...

Alternative use:

Is it OK to be breaking into your office at 1am?
Probably fine.

by Out Reach August 13, 2011

Probosculate

v. -- To think deeply whilst (and this is important) scratching the tip of one's nose

The action was actively demonstrated by the Muppets character Dr Tooth, when he said, "This is indeed a problem of heavy-duty proportions. We must probosculate upon it."

by Phthllanfar July 30, 2015

Manolo probe

When you stick the heel of an expensive stiletto up a guy's ass.

I gave him a Manolo probe only after he promised me a new pair of Leopard d'Orsays.

by MyMillie May 24, 2008

Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

When you solve a problem with an amazing solution

I didn't want my siblings to steal my seat, but I was really hungry. So I took the chair with me. Modern problems require modern solutions} I guess

by Ocean_in_a_teardrop January 14, 2020

Solve our problem

smoke weed

its 420, time to solve our problem

by earth420hippie July 12, 2009

Arabian Anal Probe

When a middle eastern man fucks a goat and proceeds to insert his disease infested penis into your asshole while you sleep.

I received an Arabian Anal Probe last night.

by jake warren roberts December 7, 2017