presents

both a noun and an verb.
verb: a code name used as a substitue for toking up, smoking out, hitting the bong, etc.

noun: Also used as a substitute for the words pot, marijuana, mary jane, hashish, cannibus, weed, dope, etc.

Are you guys going to be having presents at dinner tonight?

There's going to be hella presents tonight.

by Almost Audible June 29, 2003

Priest River

That one town every one avoids because it reminds them of some sort of strange place that their car will break down in and will get butt fucked by every single hick ass male in town.

Guy1: Dude take a left here.
Guy2: Hell no that place is a Priest River!!!!
Guy1: Your right, I don't want to lose my ass virginity.

by Tall Hank June 18, 2009

priestophile

having sex with a Catholic priest or any other priest. usually the priest will be the active and the other person is the passive. A priest would usually have sex with little boys.

Keith: A priestophile had sex with me in a confessional and he raped me hard, and im afriad to tell the pope.
Matt: Yeah, we should tell the pope, since he made my butt 5 inches wider. i wonder who else he had sex with?

by Matthew Savage August 24, 2006

Priebe

A person who likes to hear the sound of his own voice. A relationship expert - will give out advice while sharing thoughts on one's own experience/inexperience. Will explain the same thing in ten different ways. Usually refers to one specific encounter with a girl.

Laura: I'm so bummed about my boyfriend breaking up with me.
Priebe: Hey, hey...you're a good person. This reminds me of a time with this one girl...

by Zack Hanson February 15, 2007

Faggot Priest

A faggot priest is a really gay priest who loves to touch little boys, baptize their asses and preach about faggotry.

Hey man, watch your ass cause there is a faggot priest who is gonna baptize it for you.

by Alien Weed April 7, 2019

national give your girl a present day

September 27

National give your girl a present day is September 27

by bdjdbdvdjdk September 23, 2019

Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021