Penile Rejection

When a girl see's your penis and decides not to have sex, either due to large or smallness, or perhaps warts or any other sign of VD. Could be just that you are ugly!

"Man I have Penile Rejection last night!"
"Shit, must have been your herpes sores again."

by blumehauser March 6, 2010

penile code

Refers to da "rule" dat states dat if a dude "gets caught" subsequent to his delightful dallying --- i.e., da girl gets preggo --- he will then hafta "pay da consequences", i.e., resign himself to either fatherhood or child-support payments for da foreseeable future.

If da penile code was truly and stricitly enforced, there would likely be fewer teenage pregnancies and extra-marital affairs in this country.

by QuacksO June 3, 2019

External Penile Fixation

A condition where one is so fucking obsessed with making comments and/or jokes relating to size of their friends penis (which they've never actually seen) until all they can think of is creating new jokes and staying up late at night on Urban Dictionary to create new jokes relating to that friends penis. Currently a cure has not been found, but rumor has it a good dose of maturity might be the trick

Kyle: Dude, why does Aki always talk about DJ's dick all the time?

Brandon: Hmm, I don't know. Probably external penile fixation...or he's gay. either way it's fucking weird.

by Disc Jockey October 14, 2009

Barbara Ann Pendergrass Carter

A very short human, fierce in spirit, but compassionate to those in need. Devoted to friends and family. Passionate about professional and world issues. Tempered by God. Saved by Jesus Christ.

Barbara Ann Pendergrass Carter is Vertically challengedTenaciousCompassionateEfficient

by MustangBarbarian February 4, 2010

peddle

Another word for smoking (cigarettes)

I'm guna go out to peddle
--> I'm guna go out to smoke(cigarettes)

I dont peddle that much..
I dont smoke that much.

by mountaincantelope July 28, 2007

penile gland

that fucking thing named mr. penile that lives in cocks.

Goddamn that fucking penile gland, he better start paying rent or he's out!!

by Billy the Butt Pirate August 16, 2003

penile extension

to get your penis enlarged

small paul getting bigger

by David boland October 25, 2003