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May Contain Peanuts

Bob: Hey, I just saw these street racers.
George: Dude, THAT may contain peanuts!
by Alex August 28, 2003
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" Je -fa-fa dunHAM (dot com) " -Peanut
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by misstink21 March 15, 2010
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Peanut Butter Jelly

IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!x
IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! x
by Link June 26, 2004
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Someone that acts out of order, obnoxious, and does not have the knowledge of the outside world.
He's a real peanut now a days.
by Sun Rhythms October 14, 2004
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PeanutButter Darts

The act of letting someone spread peanutbutter all over your butthole, while you are on all fours. After the peanutbutter has been spread, you toss kit kat bars at the butthole covered in peanutbutter in hopes that one sticks.
After we left the bar, we went back to crib and played a grueling game of peanutbutter darts.
by bigapple2 March 15, 2011
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Pernus Bernus

A pernus bernus is a half boner. You're jealous of my pernus bernus!
by MagicPickle July 27, 2012
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Peanut Allergy

A Peanut Allergy is a biological mutation causing an individual’s body to be incapable of processing peanuts or peanut products. This condition rarely shows up in normal people, but is generally a symptom of being homeschooled or sheltered as a child. Doctors have difficulty diagnosing a Peanut Allergy, so they typically rely on other symptoms of being homeschooled. These symptoms include a lack of any athletic ability, inability to make eye contact, or an insatiable desire to participate in spelling bees. There is no known cure to a Peant Allergy, but exposing affected individuals to standard social interactions has shown to decrease the severity of the allergic reaction.
Bob: Why doesn’t he want any of my peanut butter cookies?
Kiesha: He was homeschooled, so he has a Peanut Allergy.
Bob: Oh, that explains why he made a strange noise and ran away when I tried to talk to him. Sad.
by Home sCOOL May 11, 2021
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