Pandemic Hole

When your anus or vagina is so tight from not having sex throughout the pandemic that you’re almost virgin like.

I was fucking this guy last night and he had to stop a few minutes into it because he was already sore. Must be a case of pandemic hole.

by Strobesauce April 11, 2021

Pandemic 10

Someone who looks better with a mask on.

Finally took her out and saw her without a mask on, turns out she was just a pandemic 10.

by Shmelliot April 19, 2021

pandeek

And I oop!

I fucked up...pandeek!

by Cunmbugfifty7 April 28, 2021

pandemic generation

The generation of babies born beginning in March 2020

My three nieces belong to the pandemic generation.

by Etewilak May 4, 2021

Pandemiconium

Data on COVID-19 deaths and cases goes underreported in many countries
Malpractice in procurement of vaccines, protective equipment is widespread
Corruption and secrecy is putting lives at risk, experts warn of wild uproar or unrestrained disorder

Boris Johnson was at the wheel it was pure pandemiconium!

by Laaaarge May 11, 2021

Pandemic Virgin

One who went thru all of Covid-19 with out sex

I started covid single so I was forced to become a Pandemic Virgin

by Defecter May 11, 2021

padenis

A padenis is a pad for your penis a penis pad if you will. Now while men can't experience menstruation a padenis is used and only used for when you slice your penis open vertically

Tod: yo what the fuck is that your dick?
Jake: oh thats just my padenis.
Tod how did you get it?
Jake: it all started with this cereal box I was trying to open...

by Tootsiepoop June 12, 2021