double parked

When a round of drinks is bought by someone, and your still goin on your last drink.

Dave was only half way through his beer when John came back from the bar with the next round, leaving Dave double parked.

by Adrian A. May 15, 2007

Parker

He is a nice kid, but he gets super hyper after a while. And then gets really annoying. Then no one wants to be around him.

Person 1: you like Parker
Person 2: yes but he is getting more and more annoying.

by TheOneMemeCreator April 26, 2019

Parker

Parkers are total flirts, so you can never tell if he's liking you back. Almost always gorgeous, with shaggy-ish red-blonde hair and to-die-for eyes. Parkers usually live in medium-sized towns and are (of course) a year younger that the one who cares for him. Beware of pakers: they have unknown hypnotic powers that pull you in faster than anything!! Also, parker is usually the middle name of a boys named Joseph, but liked their middle name better.

Girl: OMG ur SUCH a Parker!!
Boy: Actually, my first name is Joseph, but whatever.
Girl: oh... Hi PARKER!!!
Boy: *exasperated sigh*

by BananaHannnnnnnnn January 8, 2009

smells like sarah jessica parker in here

when you walk into a new friends room, and smell what smells like. your not sure if its a bad smell or not but it probably smells like horses and failed acting careers.

Carl: so what do you think of my room?

you: i don't know, it kinda smells like sarah jessica parker in here.

by DeathTheFlamingReaper August 22, 2011

The Black Parade

The Black Parade is the new name of My Chemical Romance's newest album, which came out last year. But, the real meaning of the black parade, think about it, black symbolizes death, and a parade is a celebration, so The Black Parade is a Celebration of Death. It is also focused around "The Patient" and you can find a picture of "The Patient" on photobucket.

Long Live The Black Parade!

by addicted2mcr October 19, 2007

elephant parade

When a line of at least three men use their right hand to jerk off the cock of the man standing next to him. While the concept has similar qualities to a circle jerk, it is performed while standing, or in some cases walking or jogging.

Bill, Steve, Mitch and Chuck all decided to stroll through their local grocery, only on this occasion they grabbed one another's cocks and jerked joyously as they sashayed around the store performing in front of all the wonderful spectacle that is the Elephant Parade.

by andylong85 March 23, 2008

Black Parade

A place where Emo's believe they go after they die.

Angel: I plan to kill myself tonight, I'll see you at the Black Parade.

by SweetCaroline May 20, 2008