Oftenity

The frequency of an occurrence; how often something occurs or happens. Sometimes wrongly used as "oftenness".

The oftenity in which I brush my teeth is insane; I'm surprised i even have any enamel left

by pope londs December 21, 2013

otterwaffle

Somebody that you dislike or pity. Usually swaggots or school peasants. Pity them all.

Person 1: Oh.. do you see that person with the swag shirt?
Person 2: yeah. Poor thing.
Person 1: They are definitely an otterwaffle.

by Castiel's Consulting Timelord May 19, 2014

Ottering

When you fuck a girl in the ass while wet so good you fuck her until her body dries then continuing to eat her ass

Last night was so good we were ottering

by Adhloiyt November 16, 2017

otter pop

It's sex and heaven and miracles and awesomeness all blended together and frozen in a tube. Never forget to push out and eat the top part and eat it. If you cut it down the middle you can share it with a friend but who tf would want to share?!?!? The sides cut your mouth but it's all worth it. The juice is one of the best parts, mix blue juice and green juice and it tastes nice.

OTTER POPS ARE MY WILL TO LIVE.

by heckin' August 12, 2018

Otterbox

Using a condom. #WellProtected #SecondChances

Fuckint came like a hose. Good thing I had my otterbox on.

by HowBahNah October 9, 2018

Ostenisis Bavarro

A disease where one shits while they are asleep but their butthole sucks the shit back up.

My friend Ami Arnold was diagnosed with Ostenisis Bavarro, poor guy can't have any more Shalom Grill or his bed sheets will feel the wrath.

by Titty Clipper May 8, 2019

@ortensfinest69

best mutual ever
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@ortensfinest69 it's so pretty
she's so pretty
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sempai notice me

bakah

by c0swy April 15, 2021