Order in the court

When you slap your partners forehead with your cock three times in a row

She was talking too much so I thought it was time for “order in the court”

by Kavorks October 12, 2019

New Order

The New Order is a Satanic group which was founded around 2009.

The New Order has grown to include many members.

by ScienceBurt January 30, 2020

Orderism

The philosophy of always keeping things orderly.

If you are trying to keep things nice and orderly, you are pursuing Orderism.

by PopulousMaster February 1, 2020

firing order

Da unique progressive sequence in which da head of a service-garage sacks each of his dumb-a** mechanics due to their screwing up da placement of da ignition-wires on car-engines dat they're workings on.

Tronald Dump was notoriously heavy-handed and irrationally flippant about terminating da employment of his hapless apprentices, so it's a good thing he didn't run a garage where they repaired ignition-systems, or his firing order would likely have been even more despicable; besides, I seriously doubt dat his "rich 'n' pampered Daddy's-boy" fingers have ever even experienced handling a wrench or screwdriver to actually do any auto-repairs of his own, and so he would have no room to talk, anyway. Why, he probably couldn't even understand or follow da written/drawn instructions in a Haynes repair manual, and so how could he possibly be justified in criticizing anyone else if said naive laborer goofs up once in a while???

by QuacksO April 10, 2020

Order Ready

Order Ready ; is what you tell Starbucks your name is.

Starbucks staff call :"Order Ready".

You : "Oh great that's me. About time !"

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020

Order Ready

Order Ready ; is what you tell Starbucks your name is when you place an order.(You could also try : for I'm a cunt)*

Starbucks staff call :"Order Ready".*(for I'm a cunt)

You : "Oh great that's me. About time !"

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020

Narcissistic personality order

Because the narcissist has no disorder.

"As you insisted, I went to the therapist. She told me I have narcissistic personality order, which she said very few individuals have. I described our relationship and she wants to see you three times a week."

by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020