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Noah

If headass, donkey, panini head and twig had a conjoint definition Noah would definitely be it. He has green eyes, dark brown Dora length hair and resembles a baby wolf. One of the hairiest people you will meet. You could make a fur coat out of his arms and facial hair. One of the biggest smokers you will meet too. He is known to take not only one or two joints to the face but sometimes 5. IKR pretty insane. He’s pretty much everything you’re looking for in a guy. He’s sweet and funny and easy to talk to you. He’s a bit of a pain in the ass but he’s totally worth it. One of the BIGGEST headasses you’ll ever meet. Super white, whiter than melk. This guy will screenshot FLANNEL and ask if it’s a “cop”. Legit does not get whiter than this. Noah is down for anything and is always there w a listening ear no matter the situation. He will put you first and will make sure that you are at your best. Definitely a catch. You could never go wrong w him. He’ll make you cheese constantly and will always cap on you. Gives the best hugs even though he’s a twig. Will NOT kiss you back. Will just look at you petrified. If I had the opportunity to go back and unmeet him, I’d gladly take it just to get to know him all over again.
Noah is a HeAdAsS
by paniniheadass September 25, 2019
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edgy grungeboy who screams randomly but everyone seems to enjoy, a little bit sped but very creative
bro you know Noah from fusecocks
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A very messed up man that performs numerous pedophilic acts every day such as touching and raping little boys. He also goes by the name Richard Dickinson aka Dick Dickinson, he chose this name because it sounds like Richard has his dick (penis) inside of his son.
Noah Dequir is a very messed up man who touches children
by fucktardman February 4, 2021
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Noah Issa hoe
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One who is extremely cocky. Noah's love to hunt and shoot guns. Noah's often believe that they are much funnier than they really are. Not very attractive; however, some women can be drawn to Noah. VERY touchy feely, loves to flirt and touch others. Average hair depending on the cut. Not very tall. Extremely aggressive, especially with his friends. Trys to control everything.
Tom: "STEVE COME."
Steve: "fuck of Tom you're acting like a total Noah right now"
by Tentherton February 17, 2015
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Noah is the biggest fucking weeb on the entire planet, like seriously what the actual fuck.
Guy 1 : What's your favourite show?
Noah : Naruto
Guy 2 : Shut the fuck up noah, no one was asking you. Fucking weeaboo.
by Aksis_LordAndSiva August 22, 2017
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