Texas Muff Burn

When you put hot sauce on your cock and have sex.

Yo, I gave that bitch a texas muff burn. She was screamin'....it hurt me too!

by Computer Paper April 17, 2006

Eskimo Ear Muff

An Eskimo Ear Muff is when a penis is put through a stretched lobe piercing.

My girlfriend finally stretched her lobes big enough, i'm totally giving her an eskimo ear muff tonight.

by mr. dill bo bankles December 10, 2009

Muff

A place in Co. Donegal Ireland that has an annual diving contest

Bloody Hell, His face is all red from muff diving out of season !

by tripedalminotaur December 29, 2008

muff box

1. muff box - a vagina.

"Dude, I totally touched her muff box."

by Roy April 2, 2005

muffdruff

Dandruff from the female pubic region.

Whoa - you need to get down with the Head & Shoulders to treat that muffdruff!

by Duffstar July 14, 2005

Servelans Muff

An exclamation, a part of a fictional charactures body. To be used in response to outrageous comments in placfe of words like fuck off or yeah right!

Tony blair is a good priminister.... Servelans muff!
The french are ok....
servelans muff!

by strape November 26, 2006

musky muff

muff that has a pungent odor, synonymous with dumpster muff.

My Ex-Box had a musky muff; I nearly lost my dinner.

by Shawny April 16, 2007