by joey pea pot November 07, 2016
When you are doing a bird in the arse and your cock slips out and glides through her vagina lips leaving a shitty skid.
by Mr Oakley December 08, 2017
The act of doggy style sex that includes a couple of "accidental" swift yet violent thrusts into the girls anus.
by barchizer February 27, 2014
Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.
Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2009
by gr0ss May 05, 2009
The act of pulling your poopy dick out of someone's ass and giving er a good slap on the back causing the impression of riding bike with a muddy tire! -MDS
by Modern Day Suffering March 07, 2014
When a man inserts his penis into a girls butt and she shits on his penis, then they both thrust together in a way that pushes the shit into the mans urethra. The man then urinates the shit out of his penis into the girls mouth while shes sucks it.
"I tried giving Ashley a muddy garden hose last night, but now it hurts when I pee and she wont talk to me anymore."
by Imperitus May 22, 2021