Lil Mosey

a melodic rapper who's young but still has some of the best music you can find on Spotify, Apple Music, or Sound Cloud. He started on Sound Cloud but blew up with songs such as "Pull Up". He has top hits such as "noticed" "Live this Wild" and "Stuck in a dream". His music has been compared to Lil Tecca, Drake, and Gunna. We love Mosey and he deserves more recognition. Mosey is a rapper who is unique but still reaches to many people, making his style very popular.

Person 1: Have you heard Lil Mosey's new album "Certified Hitmaker?"

Person 2: No not yet, but it will be hard to beat his first album "Northsbest"

by i.drink.too.much November 26, 2019

mousetrap thomas

while a girl gives you head you shit your pants and the girl gags on the smell of the shit and throws up on your dick.

"omfg dude guess what?!"

"what?"

"I gave Betty a moustrap Thomas last nite and she was puking for hours!"

by Todd January 15, 2005

one-eyed trouser mouse

a polite, child friendly way to refer to the male insertion instrument

Little Miss muffett sat on her tuffett eating her curds and whey. Then sucked on her boyfriend's one-eyed trouser mouse for dessert.

by Miss muffett's boy toy January 16, 2006

Ball bearing mousetrap

A tomcat.....think about it.
This is an old slang term for an unaltered male cat

I had a bit of a rodent problem in my kitchen so I went down to the pound and got a ball bearing mousetrap.

by Pogo56 April 26, 2009

Choking the Mouse

When someone is committing a lengthy amount of time masturbating to online content.

"Xavier, you gonna come out with us tonight?"

"Nahh, I got work in the morning. I'mma be choking the mouse tonight!"

by Walter Phillips November 12, 2011

12 oz mouse

A crudely drawn cartoon by the creator of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Matt Maiellaro. There is no feasible plot, but it follows a mouse's life which consists mainly of stealing things, drinking, blowing things up, and attempting to kill his boss.
Most people hate this show because they find the animation - children's drawings with 2-frame walk cycles - to be really cheap. But some forget that Maiellaro makes the entire show himself, and suffice to say he's not as much of an artist as he is a producer. And Adult Swim isn't much into defining new benchmarks of quality in the animation world either. 12 Oz Mouse has an awkward sense of humor and most will not appreciate it.

Shows up on the opening credits as Oz Mo

Man, 12 Oz Mouse is weird, but I like it.

by rtil August 14, 2005

Mouse Monkey

A person who repairs computers for a living.

Did you hear, Lori got a job as a mouse monkey at xyz computer repair.

by TJ's Mama February 19, 2009