Modest

To lie about being worse at something than you actually are.

John: Hey Phil, did you just do the 100 meter sprint in 10 seconds?
Bill: Yeah, but I'm not very good at sprinting.

The opposite of modest is arrogance. This is being truthful about how good you are.

by lanhj001 June 19, 2008

Molestactus

A molestactus is a prickly molestache.

Your molestactus hurts my face.

by danielle.lovely January 2, 2012

molestard

muh-lest-ard- a) noun - One whom despite their disabilities, takes pleasure in the inappropriate touching and fondling of underage children and/or people that are several generations younger than their own age group. Can be a result of any form of disability; emotional, physical, mental, social, genetic, etc.

Did you see the way Dudley was staring at that little boy? He is such a total molestard!

by impsdlight July 29, 2015

Molestache

Noun: a moustache that transforms a normal man into a man that appears to have child molesting tendencies.

John sure looks like a child molester now that his molestache has filled in.

by Mike Nosty May 5, 2016

moes racoon

A person who enjoys fucking raccoons

Moes racoon enjoys f*** raccoons its funny said josh

by Boilililjl December 4, 2016

Mobesity

a person who is more obese than normal obesity rate. Normally having the look of a giant whale in appearance. The leading cause of mobesity is excessive eating and drinking of cake batter. As the famous saying goes "Mo-besity.... Mo problems."

When i discovered Tiffany was drinking cake batter out of the pan, I realized it was because of her mobesity.

by King Fezzi March 24, 2017

molester mom

The mother of the group who is for some reason attracted to other members body's

She keeps talking about my ass she's a real molester mom

by Hfrujfhhbh June 29, 2017