Marissa Morton
Marissa is a sexy beast and better than Beyoncé she can win any one over even Beyoncé. She made Beyoncé a lesbian because of her hotness she steals any man if she wants. But she isn't like that she is better than Beyoncé her shoulders are the most attractive feature on her body. She is a soccer mom by day at night she is better than Beyoncé harambe loving shoulder attracting women!!
Marissa is a sexy beast and better than Beyoncé she can win any one over even Beyoncé. She made Beyoncé a lesbian because of her hotness she steals any man if she wants. But she isn't like that she is better than Beyoncé her shoulders are the most attractive feature on her body. She is a soccer mom by day at night she is better than Beyoncé harambe loving shoulder attracting women!!
by Marissa Morton September 5, 2016
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AKA junker Fixer Upper project car
AKA junker Fixer Upper project car
"You heard Tim took over a Rust Mortgage? That thing's gonna sit in the grass until it turns to dust."
by PanfrySamurai September 4, 2018
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by wyd wyd wyd April 3, 2019
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My husband and I lived in Post Mortem Cohabitation for 8 months after we broke because it took so long to put the mortgage in my name due to Covid 19 slowing the banks down.
by KJP420 February 8, 2021
Get the Post Mortem Cohabitation mug.It's a typical expression used in Salento (Puglia). It stands for "your dead parents" and it can be used in different situations and in many ways.
-"Li morti toi, muoviti"
-"Dammi un attimo, sto arrivando"
-"Li morti toi, hurry up"
-"Give me one minute, I'm coming"
-"Li morti loro, abbiamo perso la partita"
-"Lo so, hanno barato sicuramente"
-"Li morti loto, we lost the game"
-"I know, the cheated for sure"
-"Dammi un attimo, sto arrivando"
-"Li morti toi, hurry up"
-"Give me one minute, I'm coming"
-"Li morti loro, abbiamo perso la partita"
-"Lo so, hanno barato sicuramente"
-"Li morti loto, we lost the game"
-"I know, the cheated for sure"
by Davide magni April 21, 2021
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On May 16, 2013, Governor of Texas Rick Perry signed Texas Senate Bill 1611, also called the Michael Morton Act, into law. The Act is designed to ensure a more open discovery process. The bill's open file policy removes barriers for accessing evidence.
by Donk Kong March 13, 2022
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Quandile dingle: Damn i saw in a truck an angle morts sticker telling me that the driver cant see me
Quandile pringle: nice maybe it was for dumb fucks?
Quandile dingle: of course it is for dumb fucks
Quandile pringle: nice maybe it was for dumb fucks?
Quandile dingle: of course it is for dumb fucks
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