Log Neck Monster

To take a hot log on the neck of an unsuspecting person who is asleep or has just passed out through over consumption of alcohol. Take a picture and leave the Log to set rock hard like a collar around their neck over night. Post on the internet and wait for them to awake in the morning to the horror of the Log Neck Monster.

Ive jut released a Log Neck Monster on Cunny :-)

by Lee Hughes January 18, 2009

Midwest Fog Monster

Farting while walking

It is so crowded in here that no one knows where the midwest fog monster can from.

by McSaltyMJ March 20, 2010

My Singing Monsters

My Singing Monsters is a mobile game made in 2012 by Big Blue Bubble. My Singing Monsters is a game where you can breed, feed and listen to the monsters sing.

My Singing Monsters is so popular!

by Iampotato9749 May 8, 2023

Monsterbating

to pleasure yourself while drinking a Monster energy drink.

Igor seems hyper and distracted, he must be monsterbating.

by Tayvi February 4, 2010

step monster

A step mother who is vicious and mean.

My step monster wont let me do what I want.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

Monsters, Incorporated

(a.k.a. Monsters, Inc.) Monstropolis's largest source of scream energy. Monsters, Inc. is equipped with an enormous, high-security door vault, state of the art door station technology and scream collecting technology, professional-tested scarer training tools, and a quick link to the CDA, just in case.

Monsters, Incorporated: We scare, because we care.

by DanMat6288 May 7, 2004

hose monster

A woman who typically might wear black stockings or pantyhose with a short skirt hiked up to 'bejezus' in a club/bar environment with a specific intention on her part of enducing a multiple of male "stiffies" as a result thereof.

That Laurie Curtis is a real hose monster . . . or at least she used to be back in her prime.

by Veteran Observer July 20, 2006