Morgan

She shows me videos her friend sends her of a woman with big titties and a 12 inch schlong.

Morgan is weird.

by AnonymousLoverOfACertainGirl December 14, 2019

morganeer

The art of drunkingly posing in the "Captain Morgain stance". Created on a whim, this drinking game became well know for it's ease of explanation and familiarity. The object is to see who among any number of people can stay balanced on one leg while lifting the other longer than all the rest, like balancing on one foot. All contestants must be noticeably inebriated in order for fairness to prevail. The winner claims victory and drinks 3 more drinks immediately for he/she is obviously less drunk than than the rest of the participants.
verb: morganeering

Late night games of morganeering can be fun, but beware the floor.

by Nucleoid August 25, 2006

Craig Morgan

Craig Morgan (Greer) is a multi-platinum country recording artist from Dickson, Tennesee, which is West of Nashville.

Ten year Army Veteran with Airbone and JumpMaster certifications, and memeber of the 101st and 82nd Airborne Division (101st Screamin' Eagles), and father of five.

The most epic blonde I know, and will always have your back. He is a great brother according to his sibling, Joeseph Greer, whom I have met and talked with.

Craig Morgan is an inspiration to all who listen, and should be more well known than he is. :)

(Also, Voted Hottest Blonde Country Artist 2011, and Hottest Male Country Performer in the 40s age range division 2011)

Some well known songs include "Almost Home", "That's What I Love About Sunday", "Redneck Yacht Club", "International Harvester", "Tough", "Love Remembers", "Bonfire", "God Must Really Love Me" "Little Bit of Life", "Still A Little Chicken Left On That Bone" and his current Number One Hit "This Ole Boy".

He is patriotic, talented, sexy and all over amazing!
(And those blue eyes are to DIE for)

Person 1: "Who is this Craig Morgan guy?"

Person 2: "Only the most epic, sexy, talented, blonde man in the country music business! He is an inspiration to all who listen and who got me into writing music! His voice is like that of a Tennessee Angel, and he's not the redneck people make him out to be! He's patriotic! He's proud! He's an amazing man!"

Example 2: Every boy in their right mind who wants to go into the music business envies this Craig Morgan for his talents and his looks.

Example 3: All the females swoon at Craig's concerts, hoping that they will be chosen to go on stage...

Example 4: Women can't help but get lost in the saphirres he calls his eyes, and men with brown eyes or eyes of a lesser blue invy his irises.

by Morgan_And_Craig_F-Yeah January 19, 2012

Nyjer Morgan

to be a bigger douche bag/cocky asshole than Brandon Phillips

Nyjer Morgan is just as overrated as Brandon Phillips and only gets recognition for being a flamboyant homo instead of his actual performance in baseball

by GoBaseball September 9, 2011

Morgan

The name of a girl. I have no idea where it comes from, or what the hell it means. For the most part, many Morgan's i have encountered are good looking, hilarious, and great dancers. The only disadvantage to these girls is that they have bad knees.

but she's gorgeous, beautiful, and shes fast.

--Oh snap you see Morgan today?

-Yeah, she's lookin mighty fine.

--Agreed, too bad she's limpin around the fuckin school, i feel terrible.

-I know, they should put her crippled ass in a wheelchair and make it easier on her.

by habanschnookinlumskahsnooka March 18, 2009

morgan

a very sporty and beautiful young girl and is loved very much by her best friends she is very strong and always seems to smile she is a loving loyal friend and has amazing gold hair although people keep saying its ginger she is loved so very much and she means a lot to many people she is a very special young lady and is one in a million she always makes sure her friends are okay and smiling before worrying about herself and is always in a good mood she is not very shy but very talented although she puts her self down all the time she is a very kind and forgiving person that is why she is loved so much

morgan friendslovegold kind

by jenny nicholson March 5, 2013

Morgan

She has Pillow Boobs! All women are jealous. Morgan is an amazing and beautiful girl. She has had every color hair. Dark, light, blonde, brown, purple. It's been all lengths too! But it looks best short, in a bob. She has eyes that look like they were tie-dyed green, hazel, and blue. She's got an amazing fashion sense. She's tall, stunning, amazing. She's got a great sense of humor, and loves older men. She's got an amazing voice. And she looses The Game, quite frequently.

MORGAN IS THE BESTEST FROM THE RESTEST.

by BimJelmazi July 11, 2010