wipe a mole

The act of wiping a stool that stays lodged in your ass, hiding there like a mole in a hole.

Too many chicken chili cheese fries last night, had to wipe a mole all morning long.

by Luvsyoumor January 17, 2018

Joel The Mole

Young ambitious lad with big dreams ahead of him. Very handsome and kind to his fellow friends.

Hey Joel The Mole

by CheesyOnion June 13, 2021

Deck-a-mole

The never-ending task of resolving comments in a presentation deck before a client meeting.

“Fucking exhausted, I've been playing deck-a-mole all day."

by Medium Lebowski February 11, 2022

Whack-A-Mole

When you beat the meat before it goes in and out of the holes

We played whack-a-mole last night and we both won

by Mist Erjay December 23, 2022

Mole

Weed and Tobacco mixed together then packed up and smoked through a bong. If you like wasting weed and money then this is your shittt.

Jimmy "Hey man you wanna take a mole rip?"

Mikey "Nah man, I don't fuck with moles they are nasty and dirtbag."

Jimmy "Fuck off it's a new breed of pot smokers."

Mikey "Sounds pretty pretty pretty gay, I'll just stick to blunts you douche.

by molehatapifsmoka420 April 9, 2010

Alabama Whack-a-mole

When a man places his testicles in a girls vagina then slaps his penis on her clitoris.

"Hey Jamie, let's play Alabama whack-a-mole." "Ok Brian."

by hymee9 October 30, 2008

moletrigger

Slang for when a man's prostate is being stimulated and he ejaculates onto a rodent.

Bill pulled the moletrigger on Harry the hamster.

by myspace.com/allthatheavenallows December 4, 2005