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Timmy Mallett

Timmy Mallett is one of the biggest assholes in the world, in the same way France is the asshole of Europe Timmy Mallett is the asshole of television.

Anybody who thinks dressing up like Elton John on meth is funny is not only very mistaken but also a cunt.
I'm Timmy Mallett look at my funny hat and glasses! IM A CUNT!
by ohhiteng December 9, 2008
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mall chick

girls (typically emo or scene) who spend basically all their time at the mall. not to buy anything, just to be there.
you'll probably see them in pretty much the same group every time you go to the mall.
if they think you're attractive, they'll most likely tell you.
stereotypically (but not necessarily) easy.

there are also mall dudes, but they're not quite as distinctive nor as common as the mall chick.
"dude we saw those mall chicks here last time."
by loveurmusic June 5, 2008
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malleyating

To verbally abuse others in an annoying way; to complain continuously about problems that can't be changed or helped
Man, that girl's cranky! She was malleyating all afternoon!
by YoPeeps March 10, 2008
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Mall Fishing

When one goes to the mall with one or numerous friends to try and get girls.

"Catching" a girl can be classified from merely getting a phone number, to getting them to hang out with you.
Blake: Oh hai Dillion, what are you doing today?
Dillion: I'm going to the local mall to pick up some new stuff.
Blake: Hey can I come along, we can go mall fishing!
Dillion: Sure, don't forget to bring protection.
by B2DLake May 2, 2009
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Mall Surprise

The act of finding a surprise dent/scratch on your vehicle while parked in tight mall parking lot spaces.
Anita: Hey where did you get that dent?
Joe: Ugh, I got a mall surprise last Tuesday.

Anita: Bummer -__- Always park far away...
by princessteph July 26, 2011
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Greenbriar Mall

Greenbriar Mall: Place name, Atlanta,Ga.

Greenbriar Mall:

Greenbriar Mall is a locale frequently mentioned in southern rap and is located in SW. Atlanta Georgia. Referenced by ATL artists such as Ludacris, Goodie Mob, Dungeon Family, Outkast, Young Dro, TI, and Young Jeezy, to name a just a few.
Greenbriar Mall:
"...Greenbriar get all the props but they stores arent all that to me. Despite the fact that the area around Greenbriar is full of jackers looking for stupid niggas comin up out the mall with a arm full of bags."
by ATL_HO April 21, 2007
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snatch mallet

Often used to refer to a male genetalia that is used to pound vagina. Usually ten inches or more.
Guy 1 "Are you going to meet up with Cindy later"

Guy 2 "No way, Sapp already beat the hell out of that with his snatch mallet"
by aesgator June 19, 2008
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