Memory diffuser

A memory diffuser is a female who makes a man forget about his ex.

Brody: damn bro I miss my ex
Aaron: sound to me like you need a memory diffuser

by Aaron aka little smile July 20, 2020

stray memory

false memory created by strands / parts of old memories.

— hey remember that time i asked out natalie?
- - uhh that never happened?
— oh well. must’ve been a stray memory

by xy.k March 17, 2025

Checkered memory

It's what vovich has

I have a checkered memory. there is a 50/50 chance that i might remember what colour my tshirt was 4 years ago and same rule applies for my breakfast today

by CitizenKhaine August 4, 2019

Photoshopic Memory

When a person's recollection of events conforms to what they wish had happened rather than what really happened.

Guy1: Man I remember back when I had my bachelor pad it was a non-stop party! Everybody was always over there getting drunk and high and I had a different woman every night of the week!
GUy2: Whatever man, you spent 99% of your time getting watching porn and eating ramen noodles. You must have a photoshopic memory!

by Johnswiecki January 22, 2017

Memorial Dump

A Memorial Dump is a dump taken in honor of someone. Usually someone will get ready to take a dump then declare either mentally or verbally "this one is for you" and proceed to drop a massive dump in their honor.

I took a memorial dump in your honor!

by Himbiblyscibly July 13, 2025

Smoke term memory loss

When you forget things because you smoke a lot.

Dude, you remember what happened last night?

Nah.

Dang. Smoke term memory loss.

by Djfirehawk14 July 28, 2018

Ho memory

The instance when you're trying to remember which ho you or someone else is talking about.

Al: remember when you brought that ho over and she took out TV remote?
Fred: you mean Tammy?
Al: no not her
Fred: sorry man my ho memory isn't very good nowadays.

by Kaydabalab October 9, 2022