Maxted

a state or definition of blonde moments or being slightly retarded.

being maxted is someone saying im risking it all by using guns on a shooting game or While being chased by cops on GTA 4 a taxi crashes into Tillie's car; "Why are the police in a taxi?"

by vaccum flask 3 June 29, 2011

Maxxeopolis

The lesser-known but much-larger "sister metropolis" to the city near the Minnesota-Wisconsin border.

If they make mini-sodas in Minneapolis, I wonder if they bottle large-size (i.e., 2- and 3-liter) containers of da fizzy libation in Maxxeopolis???

by QuacksO March 29, 2019

maxxer

Maximizing activities that pertain to greed or the Semitic corruption.

He's such a maxxer for taking an extra shift instead of hanging with the boys.

by Kanye2023 October 18, 2022

Maxxesota

Da larger "sister state" to da Midwest one by da Canadian border.

If you have a huge craving for fizzy libation, da state of "Minisoda" might not quite satisfy said exceptional thirst; you might hafta go to Maxxesota to really get da massive swallows necessary to quench yer dehydrated throat.

by QuacksO March 17, 2026

Raytheon-maxxer

An employee of Raytheon Technologies, or any similar company in the military industrial complex.

The term was popularised on the social media platform Bluesky in reference to the popular account "Katie Tightpussy", who is employed by Raytheon.

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen those new Katie Tightpussy posts?"

Person 2: "Nah, I refuse to follow a Raytheon-maxxer"

by abunchoftrash February 14, 2024

Spunk maxxer

A individual who maximises the spunk (cum) output daily. For example jacking off once every 20 minutes

James is such a spunk maxxer, he never stops!

by Love hotmoms June 8, 2025

Maxxine the Sailor

A girl who is a saint for seamen and a "port of call" for all the sailors of the world.

Guy number 1: "Dude, Maxxine the Sailor totally saved my life from whale sharks!"

Guy number 2: "Yeah I hear she's a saint for seamen."

by WinnieFTW March 1, 2009