Mathias

An extremely gay person that has an affinity towards licking other guy's anuses.

Stop licking my ass. Don't be such a Mathias.

by test12311 November 9, 2011

Mathieu

A name given to a child with a penis so short, there parents contemplated having surgery to change 'him' into a 'her'. Usually the surgery is not undergone and the 'son' is left with an extremely short penis, usually unable to penetrate their life partners.....which are usually men.

Doctor to parents "im sorry but this is a classic Mathieu case and its best if they are left a boy, the world does need diversity and we cant all be straight."

by t-bearmd March 15, 2009

maths

What people who failed english think the plural of math is

Guy 1: I have to take 4 maths classes in high school
Guy 2: and retake english...

by Jtgamerguy December 4, 2010

sparx maths

living hell probally the worst homework to exist

"did you do sparx maths in the weekend " " nah noit due in till " proceeds to get thrown into a wall

by mr manequin November 10, 2021

mathinator

A maths teacher who is basically a walking calculator, but better.

"hey sir, whats the sqaure root of 2 devided by x squared minus 2x = 456?"

"...768"

by Gilbo January 5, 2005

Maths

A subject that should’ve never been invented. It causes depression, anxiety, suicide etc. Whoever invented it should’ve been murdered before they did.

Maths can suck a dick

by IzzieMGS October 31, 2018

Mathias

Mathias is a strong and independent guy who leaves an impression on everyone. He is very smart and intelligent and is likely to be very successful in future business and with his economy. He might come off as a tough or scary guy(because of his wide shoulders, big muscles and very masculine looks) but as you get to know him, you will soon meet his goofy side. He is very loyal towards the ones he loves, especially family, good friends and his girlfriend. He is not looking for a soulmate, because he has already found his. If you are lucky enough to be one of his loved ones, you can feel safe, because he will always protect them, and nobody wants to mess with him. Like I said, Mathias is very strong and has a toned, fit, and very hot body. Mathias’s usually attract many girls, and they won’t get disappointed when they see his penis eighter, that is waay bigger than average. He is Also veeery sexy and handsome. Be careful around him because it is very easy to fall in love with those beautiful blue eyes. Mathias is also a big fan of candy, so dont let it into his sight if you want it for yourself, and also, he is not afraid to fart in front of you.

“Mathias is so hot, do you think I will have a shot?”

“No, Mathias has a girlfriend, and he is way out of your league anyways”

by Matematikk November 28, 2018