Manber

To be a lesbian. A boy trapped in a womans body. To be scared to talk to the lesbian variety, and continueously break out in hives.

Look at Manber breaking out in hives, while shes talking to another chick.

by rawker April 17, 2007

manbearpig

1/2 bear, 1/2 man, 1/2 pig... 150% retarded.

Don't worry, it's not really manbearpig. It's me, Al Gore.

by JBurton31 September 14, 2010

Mandles

Man sandles. Very gay sandles worn by a man.

Juan: Aww crap, here comes Gaylord rocking his mandles again.

Randi: Oh he's gayer than a picnic basket!

by Mr.Diggler December 10, 2012

mound mangler

Term used to describe a person with extremely messed up teeth, such as sharp and broken teeth or teeth that point in all directions. Usually refers to a male with a reputation for liking to perform cunilingus or a lesbian.

Guy #1 : So I was going down on her last night -

Guy #2 : Wait. You went down on her? With that mound mangler? Is she ok?

Guy #1 : Fuck you, my teeth aren't that bad. Anyway, I was going down on her, right?

Guy #2 : Right. Continue.

by blackholepcs July 7, 2009

Mangle

An extreme outline of the male cock and balls hidding behind tight jeans.

Oh my, while he gave his lecture to the class did you see him trying to hide the mangle under his notes?

by TinaJoy January 13, 2008

mandles

Originated in Mechanicsburg PA. It is a variation on the ever popular word "sandles". Some individuals felt that this word was too girly and decided to make it more masculine, hence Mandles.

Hey dad, you think its warm enough to wear my mandles?

by The African January 31, 2005

Manlength

When you and a buddy of yours (both must be men) are thinking the exact same thing at the exact same time.

Mason - "if you do could any celeb, who would you do?"
Axel - "jessica alba or olivia munn"
Mason - "dude holy shit those are the two people I was gonna say"
Axel - "We were on the same manlength"

by NinjaStar August 6, 2008