Malcolm

The most sweetest, funniest, and cutest guy you'll ever meet. He cares for people, he's ready to beat somebody's ass when needed. He deserves so much more. He is amazing. A kawaii guy indeed! His laugh makes everyone laugh, and his smile makes a girl smile back. He's really attractive and pretty much the best friend ever.

Girl 1: "Omg I took a bunch of pictures of you Malcolm!"
Malcolm: "Why, just why? Jesus im ugly XD"
Girl 1: "No your nott!!"

by OUO HoI March 27, 2017

magcon

The sweetest, most caring boys ever who want to make people smile. They are a group of 12 boys/1 girl who travel america meeting their fans. The stars of MAGCON became well known for making 6 second videos on twitters app called vine. the stars are Nash grier, cameron dallas, matthew espinosa, shawn mendes, taylor caniff, carter reynolds, jack gilinsky, jack johnson, aaron carpenter, jacob whitesides, hayes grier, and DJ mahogany (also known as LOX). The boys and lox have all quit magcon due to many reasons but they are still friends and are still known as the magcon family even though this fandom is now known as the no name fandom. The creator of magcon hired new people and the group is called #magconnext. the new group is having a negative outcome from the original fans of magcon.

girl number 1 (a year ago) : OMG CAMI I TWEETED THAT I WAS GOING TO MAGCON SAN DIEGO AND NASH FAVED AND RE-TWEETED!!!!

girl number 2 (a year ago): HANNAH THATS GREAT YOU GOT RE-TWEETED BY YOUR FAV BOY!!! I CANT WAIT UNTIL MAGCON IM GONNA DO THE CUTEST PICS WITH MATT!!!!!

girl number 1 (present day): hahahaha cami did you see who is on magcon next! what a joke everyone is hating on them and hashtagging #wewanttheoldmagconback

girl number 2 (present day): ikr i dont even know who they are and i saw that hashtag ugh its annoying how we dont have a name anymore but we will always be the magcon family :)

by Pitbullssssss October 8, 2014

karl malone

An asshole on the lakers.
Went to La to try and get a ring because he sucks and couldn't do it in the previous years.

Karl Malone is gay.

by Muff Daddy May 27, 2004

maloney

the type of guy that shakes your hand really hard to let you know hes been working out.

did you hear about maloney 69ing that dude behind the dumpster behind the tech?

by Dr. Phil Can Fly April 30, 2013

malone

derived from cock malone this word is used as in insult which has no meaning. the usage of this word is to insult people without them knowing what is going on. perfect for use on your boss, little sister, teacher, professor, parents and extended family, etc.

boss: charles im gonna need you to come in on sunday
charles: No you lousy malone
boss: did you just call me a malone
charlie: yes
boss: hey, i like you kid, you dont need to come in on sunday
chuck: thanks sir.....ya cock malone !!!!!!

by big throws malone October 26, 2006

Malone

Man who spits on lasange whilst wearing female cuff links.

Also, a name used by females to describe a shocking kisser.

He maloned on my pasta!

That guy was a malone in the bedroom, so i dumped him!!

by kopingbob June 26, 2008

malcolm

malcolm is what one might call an absolute legend. he is good looking, athletic, and has lots of friends. in short you would want to meet a malcolm. he is good at pretty much everything he tries. if you trigger a malcolm (be super annoying, or be steal his belongings) you have a 99.99999999999% chance of getting your arse kicked.

malcolm just caught the dub

by ttvurmom May 4, 2019