Mark May

A smug, pathetic wannabe college football "expert" that works for ESPIN.

Dave: Why is Mark May such an Ohio State hater?
Matt: He's STILL mad that Ohio State crushed Pitt 72-0 back in '96.

by jaypeezey August 23, 2011

May 22

National put laxidous in teachers coffee day.

On May 22 all of the teachers in North America got to go home early because of a severe case of diarrhea.

by Better Couple October 27, 2019

May 5th

Whip out ur titty day

On the special day a boy gets one use of this and whoever he sends it to HAS to do it.

Chad: hey Jessica it’s may 5th u know wat that mean

Jessica: wat does it mean?

Chad: whip out ur tittys

Jessica: ugh fine only because it’s this special day

by Joe mamba May 5, 2020

May 5

It’s May 5 go up to your crush and ask for his hoodie🙃

Girl:”can I have your hoodie it’s may 5.”
Boy:”sure.”
Girl:”thanks”

by Cute girl555 October 30, 2019

May 31

national alone day

Where y'all lonely people can finally feel loved on may 31

by A real clown 🤡 October 16, 2019

May 20

The day a hot ass lesbian girl was born, she’s most likely going to steal your bitch.

Oh shit she was born on May 20th, you better hold your bitch close.

by Jesus Christ-Lord and Savior October 30, 2019

May 20

national shit in your sink day

“Yo what day is it?”
“May 20, why?”
“Gotta go shit in my sink, sorry.”

by young money thug October 28, 2019