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Mark May

A smug, pathetic wannabe college football "expert" that works for ESPIN.

Dave: Why is Mark May such an Ohio State hater?
Matt: He's STILL mad that Ohio State crushed Pitt 72-0 back in '96.

Mark May by jaypeezey August 23, 2011

1. The worst flopper in the NBA. Will go as far as faking severe pain/injury at the slightest touch.

2. A very, very bad actress.

Are they getting out the wheelchair for Paul Pierce again? That's twice this game already!

Paul Pierce makes Miley Cyrus look like Meryl Streep.

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