lumpy carrot

Orange condom over penis with warts.

She was so turned on until she saw his lumpy carrot.

by Werbenjagermanjensen October 28, 2019

lumped

Fucking a man, woman and or alien while getting dumped by them even though your having an affair with Bethany but Susan doesn’t understand why the FUCK CAN’T I KISS HER LIKE, YOU ARE BETTER WITH SEX SHE IS BETTER AT BEING KIND AND THOUGHTFUL. GOD

while I had sex with INSERT USERNAME HERE, INSERT USERNAME2 came in and saw that I was at the bottom so she was mad and lumped me

by BEAN LAD December 16, 2019

Lumpacious

The act of being annoying, frustrating, dump and insignificant.

Most times very rude and immature.

Person 1: hey who's that rude dude

Person 2: oh that's my lumpacious older brother

by Lovely Fav February 2, 2020

Lumpold

A slang term used to describe the romance between a blonde milf and a gassy bald dude.

That’s a Lumpold couple if I’ve ever seen one!!

by Thandi March 1, 2020

Lumpus

The act of being shit at something or generally rubbish at life

Oi that guys hella lumpus
You there, get your fat lumpus fucking arse off the floor and do something

by Fatty cow May 2, 2020

Lumpatious

a word used in sam and cat to describe an u wanted person

olivia bell wrote this :)

"Yo Emily is so basic she's lumpatious"

by anonymous October 19, 2020

lumpatious

A meaning of mean, rude or insulting, which causes person two to act revenge.

Person 1: Don't be lumpatious
Person 2: Vengeance is mine!

by Redstone91210 December 3, 2020