logiene

Also lowgiene
1: The opposite of hygiene.
2: The practice of poor hygiene and accompanying symptoms, ie. messy hair, bad breath, B.O., funk, stank ass, etc.

Man, I need to get a shower before we go out. I haven't taken one since yesterday, so I'm rockin' some serious logiene.

by redturtle February 25, 2008

Loggery

The crime of stealing firewood

Dude, this bonfire is really dying...LETS GO COMMIT LOGGERY ON SOME OF YOUR NEIGHBORS!

by Timberwolf Lumberjack April 18, 2010

Logic Day (October 5th)

Holiday that celebrates science, nature, and logic instead of religion. Created on the Birthday of Neil deGrasse Tyson (October 5th). To celebrate this holiday you eat a lot of bacon and enjoy science and nature. You also give gifts to friends and family that promote science, nature and logic.

"What did Mike get you for Logic Day (October 5th) Susan?" "He bought me a life-size model of the Solar System!"

"This Logic Day (October 5th) we celebrated science and nature by building a greenhouse out of old windows and planting vegetables inside"

"For Logic Day (October 5th) this year we are having a big block party"
"What should I bring?"
"Make that awesome potato salad you make with the bacon on top"

"Next year for Logic Day (October 5th) I want to go to The Natural History Museum with my family"

by Mee-Maw September 22, 2014

GTA logic

Physics, situations, and other anomilies only able to exist in Grand Theft Auto

Bill: Can a car really survive such a fall?
Bob: No way, that's GTA logic for you

by Zky February 8, 2014

cartoon logic

where real life logic does not apply, like being able to survive fatal impacts

I was smashed in the head with an anvil but got up barely phased. Cartoon logic is a wonderful thing.

by The TallyMid Exterminator September 19, 2020

Puff of logic

The puff that occurs when something's existence is disproved, usually in cartoons.

See any quote from A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy about the Babel fish, and, by extension, see Babel Fish.

Puff of logic because I can't submit this without it.

by tacosftw December 30, 2012

Farmer's Logic

Logic which is simple to understand, commonly used to sarcastically express unachievable deadlines and goals

The customer wants 6 months of work completed in 2 weeks, well farmer's logic says that won't work.

by Plutos-a-planet November 17, 2015