Locals

People who live in your city that have no personality, bland, and like anything that’s mainstream. They think they’re quirky for whatever they do, but in reality are blended in with other locals. They judge anything that is underrated and are just basic in general. They have no sense of humor and don’t know what memes are.

Locals have no personality and think they’re funny for example Alex from twitter

by Weekenderatmyhouse January 27, 2019

Local Celebrity

A well-known person in your local community. This person is very popular around town. Local Celebrities are very good looking and have a contagious personality. Their paparazzi usually consist of anyone taking pictures with their camera phone as they walk or drive by.

Brevard County's Local Celebrity is Vesta; everyone wants to get with her.

by Vesta September 10, 2008

Local Dirt

A term describing grungy persons that have nothing better to do, then loiter for hours a day everyday. ie the mall, a downtown strip, or old parks. Most Local Dirts are pothead wiggers who think they are king shit of the world.

Local Dirt can also be abreviated as L.D.

Bob: "Let's go hang out downtown"
Lisa: "No there is too much Local Dirt there"

Joe: "Did you see that pack of L.D we just passed"

by QuietWanderer September 13, 2008

local anesthetic

An anesthetic found nearby.

Do you have any out of town anesthetics? No but we have some local anesthetic.

by Mizzle Fizzle December 3, 2006

lonely penis

When a male is in a group consisting solely of females, thus being the only person with a penis.

Lonely penis-ing can be negative:
Guy: Dude, my girlfriend made me hang out with all of her girl-friends this weekend, I had such a lonely penis.
Or positive:
Guy A: As fun as it was hanging out with just biddies last night, I got a bit of a lonely penis
Guy B: I know dude, bros before hos

by blocking the cock June 14, 2011

local fans

Local fans are those who only cheer for whatever is closest to them and because that's what everyone else around them do. Local fans usually don't have a mind of their own rather just follow whoever the idiot of the day is. Usually ignorant when it comes to sports with the only knowledge is what opinions from espn they catch on TV rather than get the facts. Local fans do not travel to away games because it is out of their comfort zone and other local fans do not know where and when their team plays if it's not on the local listings.

Jose is a perfect example of local fans because he likes dodgers and dislikes any team that's not originally from "LA" even though the Angels were never from Brooklyn... And Jose lives 55 minutes away from LA but it's the closest team to his house.

by Fakduhdoyers October 4, 2013

Lonely

The feeling people get when they're in a place full of people they don't know

" I'm lonely..." ( muttering )

by LovethisAJ February 10, 2015