Kyle

kyle is really cool and has a really cool sense of humor but if you don’t understand his jokes you don’t understand it and he’s probably kinda cute too but kyle has an unhealthy addiction to Monster energy drinks and punching holes in his wall.
guy 1: yo did you hear that joke kyle made earlier? it was hilarious!
guy 2: i didn’t get it
by Sara Lyn Bread Co. June 26, 2019
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Yo that dude's tripping!
Must be a Kyle
by Vassydassy July 05, 2019
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Kyle

A nice, quiet guy who goes completely bonkers when exposed to Monster Energy
Nolan: Hey Kyle, whats going o—
Kyle: UNLEASH THE BEAST MOTHERFUCKER
by eforce222 June 07, 2019
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A asexual sub-species of human, who is born by punching a hole through drywall, in which will activate a portal to the Monster Energy Fountain. The Drywall will mix with the Monster Energy to form Kyle- Destroyer of Walls.
You see that guy pushing kids off the top of the playground at the park?
Yeah, that's a purebred Kyle in his natural Habitat.
by TMase95 June 20, 2019
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A man who has monster drinks as his blood. Plastic chains as his veins. Camo sagging joggers with military boots. A black jacket unzipped with a white shirt inside. Uses a motorcycle helmet even though he only rides a black bicycle. He's american. He's blonde. He talks like a surfer boi. And he vapes too so, yeh.
Kyle : sick vibes dude
Kyle 2 : yeh vibes, vibes.
Kyle : just got these black airpods for like $350 dude.
Kyle 2 : damn son, i only have white ones.
by Cloudd June 09, 2019
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Kyle is the gayest person you'll meet. He'll usually have a friend named Scott, and they'll be the best gay couple ever. Kyle will suck his dick 24/7 and they won't complain. They are not afraid to show it to the public after a while of hiding the relationship.
Kyle your so fricking gay. Go suck off Scott.
by UDUMFUC May 12, 2021
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A person who chugs Monster Energy Punches holes in dry wall and rides his motorcycle the school every day
My friend Kyle puncher holds in dry wall
by Why why why! November 21, 2019
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