knocked the rocket off the couch

1. when having sex with your girlfriend on a couch and you fall off

2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform

dood last night i accidently knocked the rocket off the couch.

by mr astronaught October 31, 2011

knocked sick

when a group of people begin singing Wonderwall By Oasis, you feel a terrible feeling. This is being knocked sick

''Hey, James & David are singing Oasis!"
*Feels Sick*
''I have successfully been knocked sick''

by Jean Claude Rag Man December 10, 2013

knicker fat

Knicker fat: I.e when your cock juggling thunder cunt of a friend lee calls you knicker fat when on a night out.

Rachel: hey Lee
Lee: fuck off knicker fat

by Knicker fat June 1, 2016

knickering

A preferential choice for higher quality goods. To desire something with higher standards.

I've always had a knickering for high end whiskey.

by Mr. Bad68 May 29, 2016

klicked

Same this as clicked but spelled differant

I klicked a button

by Haydood November 14, 2017

kicked in the Richard

to be kicked in the Richard is a reference to being kicked in the dick.

Micheal cheats on Mary, Mary give mike a nutcracker then shouts "you've been kicked in the Richard"

by 9ine 6ix September 20, 2018

Kicked a Bird

To take a shit in public with your pants on then proceed to kick it out of one of your pants legs.

If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.

Rogelio: Did you just shit your self?!?

Ethin: No, i just kicked a bird.

by Kid_HashBrown September 27, 2018