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kingbrandon

kingbrandon is a courageous person who’s a lady’s man and does not prefer white girls but he loves black queens.He is awesome in bed has a big dick and loves to eat
Kingbrandon is awesome in bed
by K42frxsh November 20, 2023
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Kingcrapout

Kingcrapout refers to a person who has terrible luck and/or the greatest username of all time
Man, that's kingcrapout has gotta be the best username I've seen in a long while. Or that guy is just shit outta luck
by Kingcrapout December 2, 2023
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Kinder

The German chocolate brand that is superior to any american chocolate brand.
Ugh all these other chocolate's are so bad, kinder is so much better.
by coolkid991 December 4, 2023
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Kinder Suprise

Slang world for leaving something disgusting inside of a mailbox. E.g., dog shit or anthrax.
I got fired from work the other day so I left my absolute Harrelson of a boss a bit of a kinder suprise in his mailbox
by SpunkDrinker December 19, 2023
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Kinder HSPVA Vocal Dept.

A department in the High School for the Performing and Visual Arts that deals with training of the voice in all (you will only sing classical music, stop dreaming) types of music. It is a school where the best middle school singers in Houston, Texas go to have their spirits broken. It will include verbal abuse towards sexually confused/frustrated teenagers. You will be accused of smoking weed if you don't sound the best, and you will be berated for wearing a mask for corona virus. You will be ridiculed among the other art areas for being "stupid musicians". You will come out a better singer but you will NEVER want to do it again.
"My mom really laid into me last night, felt like I was back in the Kinder HSPVA Vocal Dept.
by Thelonetexan2004 December 3, 2024
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kinder surprise

when you lick the shit off of your son's finger thinking it's chocolate.
Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*
by brian 2 February 1, 2024
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Kinder Sandwich

When a white woman is been taken from both ends by 2 black males
Betty tried her first ever kinder sandwich last night
by Stangela February 12, 2024
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